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@NotPatrickTho

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Joined September 2026
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After getting rich, what's next?
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Orika (@Orikasnd) profile picture
Orika
@Orikasnd2h
Drink this or you will go back to jail drink 🙀
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Orika
@Orikasnd1h
You see why you need to have camera in your hotel 😊😁
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Orika (@Orikasnd) profile picture
Orika
@Orikasnd1h
Stay away from another person's wife, see your condition.
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Orika
@Orikasnd41m
Good evening my people.
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Orika
@OrikasndSep 24
You see why we need to make money now look at erigga and davido.
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FELO
@Extremefelo38m
Thank you PSG
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olasunkanmi (@olasunk60531738) profile picture
olasunkanmi
@olasunk6053173839m
This is connect..
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Chelsea Finest Queen
@Chelsea_Queenn39m
He's keeping a clean sheet tomorrow isn't it?
Chelsea FC (@ChelseaFC) profile pictureChelsea FC
@ChelseaFC1h
Putting in the work. 🧤
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ceiyon 🐯
@ceiyon_38m
I earn 2.7 million weekly from poultry, Don't let anyone lie to you, December is coming
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winner 🏆
@Eugic00138m
Mom got a keyboard tattooed on her arm so her nonverbal autistic son would always have a way to communicate with her. She said "I'd give my body a thousand scars if it meant giving my son one more way to communicate."
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Reborn classic
@Classicalll2338m
Ask your babe if she wants a child. If her answer is yes, bro, she’s not the one. Only a few will understand why.
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George
@heisg3orge39m
Na girls dey enjoy pass for this Twitter
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Ski
@unkn0wnski39m
WIZKID IS A FUN GUY! ❤️😂
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𝐄𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐆𝐲
@247grindG39m
your woman gaz dey all in with you, or make she dey go. you no need who dey one leg in, one leg out. you need who gat your back always.
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Jubilant
@Jubilantj638m
Do people even buy X accounts?
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GABY
@statnerdgabe38m
dating a celibate girl in 2026 just means division of labor. you stay emotionally attached to her, then you stay physically attached to other girls
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FredAmG🌴
@OGAFredd38m
come to think of it how students were struggling to pay 250k last season will now have to pay 330k plus this new season... E go far gan🙂↔️
only1presh (@PreciousEdoja) profile pictureonly1presh@PreciousEdoja22h
DELSU just added a staggering ₦100k to school fees. At this point, it feels like a deliberate attempt to force students into taking NELFUND loans. How is the average Nigerian supposed to survive when a 400-level Education student is expected to pay nearly ₦400k?
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Chelsea Finest Queen
@Chelsea_Queenn38m
Now look at how Barcelona Fans are laughing you already
Football Martha (@Footballmartha) profile pictureFootball Martha
@Footballmartha49m
Barcelona couldn't even beat this PSG that an unknown team is thrashing. A very overrated club that's only good in La Liga.
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T R E C C ○
@TRECCO_him_dawg2h
They stay online just like us right now
Leo (@EvansDangote) profile pictureLeo
@EvansDangote3h
What do single people really do on Friday evenings??
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@TRECCO_him_dawg2h
Self love in the streets. She didn't care at all
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