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RN & Crypto Addict 💉🌐 | Manchester United Through and Through 🙌| Professional Parasite and a full time Nerd. Goofy asf 😎

Joined December 2023
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Replying to @Ferelabi5
My chief 🙌
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October sucked my savings.😭😂
Nurses get in.... October dump? Don't air me 🙏
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Finally. Faculty of Nursing, University of Ibadan. Nice doing business with you.
2026. The year I leave this dungeon of a school and this department. 😂😭😭 Class of 2k26. 🤟
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Finally got a new job. Rivers State this time. Will also probably be my first time traveling on top of water. Scared but I’ll do it. I don’t have a choice
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"Asking Nigerians in Cambridge about their grades" The irony is that some of them wouldn’t be able to score such points back home, for reasons you and I both know.
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Officially getting inducted as a REGISTERED AND LICENSED NURSE AMBROSE ALLI UNIVERSITY EKPOMA BACHELOR OF NURSING SCIENCE What a journey From 4years of BSc HUMAN PHYSIOLOGY 1yr NYSC COVID-19 And finally 5years of NURSING I DID IT ALL I WANT TO THANK ME FOR DOING IT WELL
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ASUU is on STRIKE!!!! I’ve seen APC people come on television to tell us how Tinubu resolved Asuu crisis ASUU is currently on strike
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Dear RN, Normal Saline vs Lactated Ringers made simple. LR: Contains Na, Cl, K, Ca, and lactate. Commonly used in burns and trauma. NS: Contains only Na and Cl. Sodium (Na⁺): 154 mEq/L. Chloride (Cl⁻): 154 mEq/L. Compatible with blood products. Has a high level of chloride, so large amounts of fluid resuscitation can lead to Hyperchloremic Metabolic Acidosis, so it worsens acidosis in very large amounts, which is why providers may choose LR when high levels of fluids are expected, think DKA, burns and trauma.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ Cheers 🥂
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Things that make me feel naked - telling anybody I’m going through something - studying so hard for an exam and barely getting the pass mark - arguing with an avoidant -when anyone goes through my gallery - when a friend asks me for money and I don’t have enough to give - viva
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Men are so comfortable being the side nigga. So far they keep getting free and stable knacks, nothing concerns them.
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Me too 💀🤣 I’ll just use Chisom 🤭
“The food will be shared in alphabetical order” Yetunde:
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I highly recommend NOT getting attached with someone you’re not even dating
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How junior colleagues looks at carryover students.
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Emi King maker🤭
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How much did you pay as school fees in your nursing institution?
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Do you know AURA is a warning sign of a seizure? It is a brief sensory or mental disturbance caused by abnormal electrical activity in one small area of the brain. You are fully conscious and might have a feeling of deja vu, fear. Lasts seconds to a minute before a seizure.
Tell us something that is none of our business.
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Not sure you’ve had lunch @Symply_Tacha , but you’ve been served. Step 1 out of “many”. My lawyers have also emailed you. Cheers.
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