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Joined January 2019
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Jay Morrison
@ByJayMorrisonOct 29
The Jeffery Simmons trade bumped the #Bengals from 10.5-point favorites to 11.5 The last time they were favored by that many was 2009 against the Chiefs when they were 13-point faves. They won 17-10. The Bengals are 18-4 as favorites of at least 11.5, and 9-12-1 ATS.
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🚨 𝐍𝐅𝐋 𝐇𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇: Ja'Marr Chase has 59 TD catches in 84 career games. If he scores Sunday vs the Titans, he'll be just the 4TH player in the Super Bowl era with 60 in his first 85 games: • Jerry Rice: 77 • Rob Gronkowski: 67 • Randy Moss: 66
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Chase Brown: pass game protector 🛡️
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Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) profile pictureAri Meirov
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#Bears GM Ryan Poles, on trading for Jeffery Simmons, says that going back to 2018, every Super Bowl champion has had a high-level DT—and believes that’s vital for a team that wants to win it all. (Fletcher Cox, Aaron Donald, Chris Jones, Vita Vea, Jalen Carter, Leonard Williams, etc.)
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Biggest favorite this week: Bengals (-11.5)
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🎟️#GravityFC (@PlutoCooked) profile picture
🎟️#GravityFC
@PlutoCookedOct 29
This guy predicted Simmons to Chicago
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Spotrac (@spotrac) profile pictureSpotrac
@spotracOct 28
5 Not-So-Crazy NFL Trade Deadline Blockbusters spotrac.com/news/_/id/3556/5…
5 Not-So-Crazy NFL Trade Deadline Blockbusters | Spotrac News

5 Not-So-Crazy NFL Trade Deadline Blockbusters | Spotrac News

The approaching November 10th NFL Trade Deadline is poised to offer up a dozen or so interesting moves, but will there be a blockbuster? We've identified a few potential

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The Fantom Menace@FantomMenace_Oct 29
This is the best news I’ve heard in long time
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Devon Still (@devonjstill) profile pictureDevon Still@devonjstillOct 28
I'm going to get vulnerable with y'all real quick. Leah started her first job this week, and I just pulled up to pick her up. Saw her helping a customer and now I'm sitting in the car with tears pouring down my face.
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One less thing to worry about on Sunday
Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) profile pictureTom Pelissero
@TomPelisseroOct 29
Blockbuster! The Titans are trading All-Pro DT Jeff Simmons to the Bears, sources tell @ringer @netflixsports.
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The accommodations some of these charts have to make are hilarious
Jrfortgang (@throwthedamball) profile pictureJrfortgang
@throwthedamballOct 28
How often are DTs left one-on-one in pass rush and their percentile grade on those plays
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BetMGM 🦁
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Bengals sacks allowed & defensive sacks in the Joe Burrow Era 2020: 28th | 32nd 2021: 30th | 12th 2022: 22nd | 29th 2023: 25th | 18th 2024: 22nd | 26th 2025: 14th | 23rd 2026: 5th | 1st The Trenches have been rebuilt.
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Rehkow dominated the first half just as much as the offensive did in the second half
NFL (@NFL) profile pictureNFL
@NFLOct 28
AFC Players of the Week! (Week 7) @JoeyB | @alexsingleton49 | @r_rehkow24
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@schtee_Oct 28
I added some additional context to the scoring. #NFL
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Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) profile pictureAri Meirov
@MySportsUpdateOct 28
NFL teams ranked by points allowed in the final 5 minutes of a game:
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@TMZOct 27
Dre Kirkpatrick Jr. Kicked Off Alabama Football Team After Allegedly Doxing Cop tmz.com/2026/10/27/alabama-d…
Dre Kirkpatrick Jr. Kicked Off Alabama Football Team After Allegedly Doxing Cop

Dre Kirkpatrick Jr. Kicked Off Alabama Football Team After Allegedly Doxing Cop

Alabama DB Dre Kirkpatrick Jr. was kicked off the football team on Tuesday ... just days after he was arrested and charged for allegedly harassing a police officer online.

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Ian Hartitz
@IhartitzOct 27
Chase Brown fantasy PPR points per game: 2024: Weeks 1-7: 11.2 (RB30) Weeks 8-18: 19.6 (RB6) 2025: Weeks 1-7: 10.1 (RB34) Weeks 8-18: 21.2 (RB3) 2026: Weeks 1-7: 12.5 (RB21)
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Josh Taylor
@JoshTaylorFBOct 27
The Cincinnati Bengals are looking to be very aggressive at the trade deadline according to sources. Don’t know if a trade gets done, but they’re big-name hunting for sure, and some are surprising.
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Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) profile pictureBleacher Report
@BleacherReportOct 27
NFL jerseys just before becoming iconic ⭐️💯
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Ben Baby@Ben_BabyOct 27
ESPN's FPI has the Bengals currently favored in all remaining 11 games left in the regular season. Closest projected matchup is Week 14 vs. Kansas City (53% chance to win).
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That’s the hometown roots coming out. You know he’s been waiting to lineup against them repping Cincinnati
Bengals & Brews (@BengalsBrews) profile pictureBengals & Brews
@BengalsBrewsOct 26
Bryan Cook vs. Baltimore
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Is Evan a Jay-Z fan?
Apple Music (@AppleMusic) profile pictureApple Music
@AppleMusicOct 27
GOAT’s out of the bag. @sc #AppleMusicHalftime #SBLXI

JAŸ-Z headlines #AppleMusicHalftime

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Dan Orlovsky
@danorlovsky7Oct 26
There might not be a more encouraging number in ball this season than 4.2%, Joe Burrow's sack rate @Bengals
First Take (@FirstTake) profile pictureFirst Take
@FirstTakeOct 26
“You had a 13-point cushion, and you gotta have to preserve it.” —@stephenasmith 😅 “It’s Joe Burrow, Ja’Marr Chase, and Tee Higgins.” —@danorlovsky7 🔥 The crew weighs in on the Ravens' biggest problems after their loss to the Bengals.
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