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Thinking about when I worked at Dairy Queen and I flipped over a blizzard and it all fell out
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btw if you’re a Texan and you voted for Ted Cruz (born in Canada, leaves his family and dog to freeze in the cold with no power to go to Cancun) instead of the guy born in Texas who is a FOURTH GENERATION TEXAN you are a pathetic human being frankly
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kamala lost wisconsin by 32k votes. third party/other had 49k votes. stop playing with people’s fucking lives. YOU cost us this election.
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people who say "well trump was president in 2016 you'll live 🤓" do not realize tens of thousands of people died because he downplayed a pandemic and women today are dying because of the 3 supreme court justices he appointed
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and just like that my parents aint gettin grandchildren
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All the men on the tl joking lightheartedly about the election and all the women actually being scared and nauseous. what in the dystopia
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I hate people for less lol
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Found out that the landlord who tried to burn my house down in high school just died. Election Day starting off strong
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DEMOCRATS FIXED THE MCDONALDS ICE CREAM MACHINES??????
Thanks to @CopyrightOffice, McDonald’s franchisees now have the right to repair their own ice cream machines. In March @FTC filed a comment in support of this change, and we’ll keep using our tools to protect people’s right to repair. ftc.gov/news-events/news/pre…
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You can always just decide that you’re so back
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“you let your cat sleep with you” i’d let that mf represent me in court
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A reminder: Bernie's bill to apply payroll taxes on income above $250,000 a year would extend Social Security's solvency for 75 years, expand Social Security benefits by $2,400 a year & not raise taxes by 1 penny on the bottom 93% of Americans, per Social Security Administration.
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CLOCK IT.
Will Ferrell says he doesn’t understand why transphobia exists: “I don’t know why trans people are meant to be threatening to me… Why would you care if somebody’s happy? Why is that threatening to you?”
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God bless the tamale lady selling tamales right outside my train stop
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John Mulaney getting on stage and mercilessly mocking everyone at Salesforce’s Dreamforce conference is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read
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A healthy 28-year-old mom is dead. Not because doctors couldn't help her; because they refused until it was too late. Because they feared HELPING HER would land them in prison. A young mom is dead. A 6-year-old boy lost his mom. "Everybody wanted this," Donald Trump told us.
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Check out this map from Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark, 1981
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Name your favorite quote by a celebrity.
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Biden saying he’s going to do 9/11 isn’t even the craziest thing a president has said yesterday
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Debate watch party tonight…
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