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Hieu Phan

@Notmotmi

Homo Erection 🏳️‍🌈

 Vietnam
Joined March 2022
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  • Followers1.7K
Jennifer Lawrence reading sacred texts
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when my minimum wage salary hits the account
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The great philosophist speaks again 🥹
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@heilfyn10h
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"YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE GONNA KILL ALL MY LILLIES!" - Patrick Stewart
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I hate that I'm deep but not wide 😭
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em ☁️ (@cloudhollanov) profile picture
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@cloudhollanovOct 28
*paws at you* i was gonna ask you *paws at you* will you come to my cottage this summer *paws at you* don’t go to russia
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Imagine someone comes up to you and says "let's goon to the bigbang"
strae🥪🦝 (@swagfortnite13) profile picturestrae🥪🦝@swagfortnite13Oct 28
porn has gotten so dull. boobs, dicks, asses. all the same. i need to goon to something abstract and conceptual
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Where's the translate to Portuguese button? 😭😭😭
con ⚡️visionquest (@callX0utmyname) profile picturecon ⚡️visionquest@callX0utmynameOct 28
the way i’d let him crack an egg in my hole and then fuck me until it’s scrambled 😛😛
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Somehow this is even worse 😭
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 29
A new ‘DUNE: PART 3’ popcorn bucket has been revealed that includes a working thumper device. (via: @AMCTheatres)
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serena★@_ioadkoh_Oct 29
Common Misconception about The Bible: Some people seem to believe the first words in the Bible are "In The Beginning". when in reality they are "eyes straight forward I see tunnel vision (bounce)".
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lynx@xxlyxkOct 29
*paws at you* 𝓯𝓪𝓰𝓰𝓸𝓽 *paws at you* 𝓯𝓪𝓰𝓰𝓸𝓽 *paws at you* 𝓯𝓪𝓰𝓰𝓸𝓽 *paws at you* 𝓯𝓪𝓰𝓰𝓸𝓽
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😂😎
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Mr Big's Drill
@BuxxayOct 29
Replying to @moonpresnce
Almost as good
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kaysey (@gwskays) profile picture
kaysey@gwskaysOct 25
cloud 9 to heavy weight
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"Are you climbing my toenail or what?" "No!" "Then piss off, innit?" I'm screamingggggg 🤣🤣🤣🤣
⋆˙⟡♡ (@cyntrishh) profile picture⋆˙⟡♡@cyntrishhOct 25
she’s so fucking endearing when she’s fully british like that’s a london girl right there😩
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America take note! It’s not left vs right. It’s the rich vs the poor.
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Me and who?
DonZu (@DonnyTitan) profile pictureDonZu@DonnyTitanOct 23
POV: you asked for a spotter, but he heard spitter Is this what they mean by having a supportive partner?
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ٰ@jenrubianeOct 22
“Twitter is for porn” Me after reading the stupidest tweet known to the human kind:
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She’s so cute😂
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