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The chances of being killed by a landmine delivered by a bear are low, but they are never zero.
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UFC Champion Cain Velasquez Reveals How He Survived 9 Months in Solitary Confinement
“You got nothing. Got these four walls, this little room. ... I mean, this little room for 21 hours of the day, three hours to get out, shower, get a little TV time ... Like I stayed happy within myself. And the guards were like, how can you be happy right now?”
“I thought of it as, look, you're breathing and you're conscious. ... Be happy with yourself. Be happy with yourself. That's it. You don't need anything else to validate it. You don't need anyone else but you. You create it all. You create your happiness. So I did that, I did that, I was happy, man. ... Things I can't get back. But all I can focus on was the here and now.”
-Cain Velasquez
So this is him flirting right according to her 😂😂
Dax Shepard says wife, Kristen Bell has never kissed him the way she kissed Adam Brody on 'Nobody Wants This', saying he rewound the scene five times and that's when he knew the show would be a hit.
"When they kissed for the first time, we screamed [...] [My friend's] like, 'Oh my God, has she ever kissed you like that?' I'm like, 'No, I don't think I've ever been kissed like that.' We rewound it. We watched it like five times, and that was when I was like, 'Oh yeah, this thing's going to be a fucking juggernaut'"
(🎥: YouTube/'Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard')
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I know Patrick Stewart is known and loved for Star Trek and being Professor X
but him being Agent Avery Bullock on American Dad will always be the GOAT
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Cain Velasquez EMOTIONALLY opened up about discovering his 4-YEAR-OLD SON had been sexually abused multiple times at daycare, and how POWERLESS he felt after reporting it to authorities and seeing the accused man released 💔
He revealed how seeing his son struggle with the TRAUMA pushed him to a breaking point, and how a chance encounter with the accused led to an 11-MILE CHASE where he opened fire.
“Seeing my son and seeing all the traumas now come out… seeing the hurt in him, breaking down, crying… he let it out.”
“I did what I did. Went through an 11-mile chase, shooting at them… I only hit the stepfather who was in on it.”
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Raven-Symoné and her wife Miranda Maday were left SPEECHLESS when Kyle Massey started ROASTING them over everything people have been saying about them online 😭💀
“Miranda, they saying that you’re Raven’s handler… everybody thinks you’re in control of everything she does, all decisions, all the STUPID sh*t she says. I’m here to set the record straight… there is NO WAY you can be her handler. No one can handle Raven. She can’t even stand in front of a microphone and speak without pissing everybody off. Are you aware we can hear you?” 😭
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🚨 Shawn Michaels is set to replace Bruce Prichard in creative:
“The plan is for the current head of WWE NXT and Senior Vice President of Talent Development and Creative, WWE Hall of Famer Shawn Michaels to essentially step into Prichard’s current role”
pwinsider.com/article/213227…
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I know if Buddy didn’t like it that shit ate at @Hittaj3tml soul lol
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jayda wayda 3yrs older than me tbs she voted for Obama. girl in ‘08 i was 8 & you were 11 😭 and when he was reelected in 2012 i was 12 & you were 15 😭😭😭 i hate when ppl lie g, you rlly just gotta ignore rapper babymommas sometimes
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Corey a real friend and her wife is a menace because he trying to help her out and her wife just like nope 😂😂
Raven-Symoné CLARIFIED her controversial comments after previously questioning whether That’s So Raven and her character Raven Baxter were inherently “BLACK,” explaining that she never denied the show centered around a Black family, but that its appeal went BEYOND RACE and connected with audiences worldwide 👀
“People from every country watched a Black family, but they saw themselves in that family... which means we were universal.”
