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Neimoidians don't even blockade your inconsequential Mid-Rim planet anymore, they just look at you like this
This is now illegal in the UK. Well, I tell you what, Andy Burnham: you can wrest this from my cold, dead hands.
I loved Venture Bros. It starts off as a crude laugh-at-stupid-shit-at-2am Adult Swim show, but the characterisation, the worldbuilding, the themes, are all ridiculously rich and intricate. Also: has better Glup Shittos than Star Wars.
Seconds after the film ends up it plays out like the 'Amistad II' bit in Scary Movie
I hoped for it not to be shit and instead I found myself in this detached, calm state as I watched Poe Dameron lead 15 X-Wings and a consular vessel on an attack on over 1,000 Star Destroyers whilst Palpatine realised a 50+ year long plot to become a woman on the ground below
Gaming is so cooked we should do a full reset and going back to weird amateurs making bangers in their bedrooms (which tbh is what indie gaming is). Fuck it, bring back the massive cardboard boxes and 200-page instruction manuals full of totally extraneous lore too.
I don't think it's intentional so much as "interesting" that Episode I starts with a child of parthenogenesis being discovered, and ending with him flying into giant ovaries to fire a "torpedo" at a "reactor"
"It's so sweet being a dark side user!" says a man who experiences a franchise as memes and not the actual text, which repeatedly shows dark side users torment nexusing themselves or at minimum become trapped in a miserable prison of their own minds.
Replying to @Nude_Gunray
That's how the matrix works you dodo bird because the fascists were right about everything and the rebels are fucking terrorists & are given the illusion that they're the resistance.
Because the true resistance lies in the dark side of the force! 😈⚡
Which is the forbidden truth
Britain's other rich nonces when one of their number makes their fortune in publishing books like "My Granny's Farts Melted The Dog" and not the revenue streams that really offer institutional protection against getting busted:
Celebrity claims he will 'kill himself' if allegations of 'inappropriate and exploitative sexual activities with a large number of girls and young women' are published, High Court hears trib.al/yMsblvU
Anakin Skywalker is a chud, politically ignorant but attracted to fascism, occasionally only understands violent solutions to problems, and murders his partner because she dares to disagree with him. No wonder right wingers love him.
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You're lost in the Delta quadrant, but you can take solace in the fact that your replicator can whip up god-tier meals.
WRONG. An alien paedophile with no cultural notion of bathing is going to give you diarrhea for the rest of your life
If you think the H3 podcast affair scandal is bad, imagine how awkward being in the upper echelons of the New Republic military would be once the Winter/Ackbar stuff came out
Ashara Dayne said she and Elia Martell had 'consensual, non-monogamous relationship' with Howland Reed
Trixie Mattel says she and Frankie Grande had 'consensual, non-monogamous relationship' with Barry Keoghan thepinknews.com/2026/09/01/t…
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Click Bait when you read the article trixie is joking
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