Everytime crazy people come up to me on the street and start spouting insane religious shit at me I always try to one up them. It’s like flash improv. I also went crazy summer 2024 and wrote like nine hymns for the Virgin Mary so we probably ran in the same internet circles.
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white people be like this is actually one of the more uplifting albums about suicide
I watched Matilda too young to ever respect authority figures. When I heard Danny Devito give that “I’m right, you’re wrong, I’m big, you’re little” line I was like man I’ll kill u where u stand old man
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warning for small artists, U lose human being privileges around 10k followers and people will start talking about you and your work like you aren't a real person
I don’t have a single straight friend. Every time I make friends w a straight person it takes two years before they’ve got new pronouns and are kissing the same sex. I think I’m some kind of 5G homosexual sonar.
Watching ‘Below’ on Netflix and i think the best character acting in the whole show is the hick-on-a-fourwheel posture Charlie Heaton is absolutely nailing.
My comic doesn’t work if I cheap out on my representation, but I have this thought every time I work on a new chapter
It’s always a real shock to me more true crime podcasters aren’t anti-cop because those hoes do JACK SHIT to stop extreme violence lmao
My favourite musicians growing up were Nicki Minaj and Melanie Martinez. My favourite artists as a teenager were/are Ethel Cain and Slayyyter. I should just swear off music forever probably.























