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@OPIE_TM

22. Alpha. Certified Doer.

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Joined October 2012
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🦂🇯🇲@bobeaubreaux10 Nov 2023
Yeahhhhhh she’s like 22. This is exactly why they want kids to be dumb now. The propaganda machine hasn’t work since 9/11.
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Charles J. Moore (@charles270) profile picture
Charles J. Moore
@charles27028 Oct 2023
He’s an MMA fighter. He’s gonna be in his car afterwards saying your staff’s fighting skills are 2.3/10.
🍜 (@Terence_da_AMOG) profile picture🍜@Terence_da_AMOG27 Oct 2023
I fuck with Keith Lee but if I owned a restaurant and he caused the internet to destroy my business based off one bad review me and the staff gonna have to jump him lmao
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You want to buy your photographer/videographer/designer a perfect gift? Storage. Buy them over 2TB of storage. It’s the most romantic thing you can do.
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Called him a “bitch ass nigga” omfg Lmaooooooo
Tank for Jeremiah Smith 0-8 (@gabriel_5718) profile pictureTank for Jeremiah Smith 0-8@gabriel_57183 Oct 2023
Man, Keenan killed that dude. 😳😳
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Panic! At The TL (@Puff_Iya) profile picture
Panic! At The TL@Puff_Iya8 Aug 2023
Look at them making stuff up already there was NEVER a black man holding a folding chair
The Recount (@therecount) profile pictureThe Recount
@therecount8 Aug 2023
Montgomery Police Chief Darryl Albert lists the names of the white suspects and charges in the riverboat brawl, and asks that the Black male who was wielding the folding chair “contact the Montgomery Police Department for further interviews and as part of this investigation.”

Montgomery Police Lists Suspects in Riverfront Brawl

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In God I Trust
@BossManFrost_26 Jun 2023
Keke Palmer & Druski
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#LTB (@_shawtyriri) profile picture
#LTB@_shawtyriri31 May 2023
I swear you can always tell when somebody tryna romantically talk to your person/partner even if they “friends”, that shit always clear as day 😭
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@Notdojaaa31 May 2023
Oh she was HUNGRY 😭.
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uncle melo (@sdxking86) profile pictureuncle melo@sdxking8630 May 2023
“BAd bITcHes AInT fOr YoU ThEn lMaO”
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Stella’s Brother@jussmagg29 May 2023
Gah damn, the working class is always catching strays 🤨
BIG MAMA (@Latto) profile pictureBIG MAMA
@Latto28 May 2023
Cheap niggas send a boarding pass Rich niggas send the tail number 🛫
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kemi (@kemimarie) profile picture
kemi
@kemimarie30 May 2023
i remember i wrote my brother a letter while he was in jail with black ink and i pored my heart out yall. he wrote me back saying he couldn’t get my mail bc i used pen or whatever and that was the moment that radicalized me i stg 😭😭🤣 i was 8 and it’s been fuck the feds since
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toxic king
@toxicking10 Mar 2023
Blocking is for the weak, I want you to look at my shit and be mad
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crying at the Saudi version of The Office’s fire drill scene 😭😭
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Goblin Moder
@mischiefanimals12 Feb 2023
what was she even trying to do
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MJ ✯@KlawByke12 Feb 2023
That nigga wit the glasses tweaking bruh
Warriors on NBCS (@NBCSWarriors) profile pictureWarriors on NBCS
@NBCSWarriors12 Feb 2023
GP2 is sitting next to Bob Myers and Mike Dunleavy Jr. 👀
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Black Girl (@t_sadiity) profile picture
Black Girl
@t_sadiity12 Feb 2023
Y’all my Nepfew is so messy tell me why he found a sticky note in my bf work jeans wit a number on it and said “ here auntie” 😂😂😂 why I called it it’s a fax number 😂😂😂😂😂😂 jr don’t start nan in my house between me & my man
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@rahsh33m28 Dec 2022
Granny almost gave him a sleigh ride to the King 🤣
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SAMM-no-SNEAK@SAMMSNEAK25 Dec 2022
Replying to @layxsnv
So he got a light-skinned friend look like Michael Jackson and a dark-skinned friend look like Michael Jackson and a stud girlfriend look like Michael Jackson lol
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Librarian 📚@gimmiedafries25 Dec 2022
The caption was “I’ve been telling them for weeks that if they don’t behave the grinch will come” LMAOOO
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🫧@REDSEASHAWTY28 Dec 2022
her bf real af
$mitty B 🇯🇲 (@KingSmitty_97) profile picture$mitty B 🇯🇲@KingSmitty_9728 Dec 2022
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Damien Scott (@MadScientistFF) profile pictureDamien Scott
@MadScientistFF22 Dec 2022
What has simultaneously gotten worse and more expensive?
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