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Joined January 2013
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I'd like to thank my mom for giving birth to me in California. 🌸🌼🌷💐🌹🌻🌺🥀
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Whoever is praying for rain, can you take a break for a few days? This is California, not Seattle.
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“How’s the weather in California?” Me:
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Happy New Year from California!!!
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You know you're from California when 58° feels like the Arctic and you can't believe there's such a thing as temperatures below zero.
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Signs you're from California Complain when it’s hot Complain when it’s cold
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Dear Canada, Please come get your weather. If I wanted your weather I’d move to Canada. -California
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Describe California in ONE WORD
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Don't ever take California for granted. You could find yourself waking up in Florida or Texas one day.
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California Humor 📖@OWCalifornia1 Aug 2019
Me in 2099 celebrating the end of construction on I-5
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Describe California in ONE SENTENCE
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California Humor 📖@OWCalifornia4 Dec 2019
You might be from California if you measure distance in hours instead of miles.
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California Humor 📖@OWCalifornia29 Aug 2019
Don't be offended if I call you "dude". It's gender-neutral in California.
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California Humor 📖@OWCalifornia4 Feb 2020
When traffic finally clears and you see no accident, no rain, no fire, no police or anything
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hella hot for San Francisco
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…and it’s only the first day of summer
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YOU CAN ONLY RT THIS TODAY. Happy First Day of Summer! C🌻A🌴L☀️I⛵️F🌊O🏊R🍦N🏄I🌴A
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No matter where life takes you, California is always home.
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NBA CHAMPS. WORLD CHAMPS. #DubNation, STAND UP! 🏆
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Congratulations to the 2022 NBA Champions: Golden State Warriors🏆
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If you're not watching the #WarriorsvsCeltics game you're missing out.
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