No way the phandom are currently arguing over Dan's gender like STFU ITS HIS GENDER? you do not get to guess and assume, no "I wouldn't be surprised if he ended up like this"
Leave him the fuck alone man
Shitting before work and I fear I won't have time to get my coffee because this SHIT WONT COME OUT
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My mum just be inventing new chores like wtf you mean I have to clean the herb jars? That are currently full of herbs??
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I'm trying to buy clothes for the hard launch tour but blue and purple don't suit me why couldn't the tour be like red or green or something
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My mum keeps name dropping dan and Phil because she knows the show is coming up soon and it always freaks me out for some reason, just the way she says "you're seeing dan and Phil soon" like they're my lost uncles or something
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I just found out that the random actress from a show my mum used to watch who I picked as my go to for when people ask if I have a celebrity crush is actually gay and has been with her partner since 2012 I am overjoyed my gaydar is so good
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I've got a massive headache and can't see out of one eye, bets on me waking up with a migraine???
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Garlic/Obvi || Hard Launch Tour 23/11! retweeted
Comm for @ObviouslyGarlic !!
James my mum is requesting you write a Christmas song so that she can Mazza out during December please don't disappoint her fragile heart
@moremarriott
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