likes:Jamie, Claire, mice, milk. Afraid of the white sow. She’s fast! dislike 🔥 & wigs. I love otters as much as outlander ! 🌈 I’m a real person. Lets be nice
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@SamHeughan @grahammctavish @HodderBooks.
Sam, was this you after Graham’s whisky tasting get together ? Upside down, against a wall?🤣 Get the book!!! #CLANLANDS #donttalkaboutthenipplething. #scottishnipplegate. 😂😂
God I never thought I’d be in the real life production of the wizard of oz. Stay safe my friends. #windy. #agiantbagofnopes. #WinterStorm #cold.
Listen up. I just said the Lord’s Prayer out loud. You know it’s bad when I start praying. The wind and drop in temperature is gnarly here. @bonnie_bon1 tell them. I’m not kidding around.
It’s windy as all get out. If my house lands in you, I’m stealing your shoes. They better be red and sparkly.
Overheard in my house today: Why does the couch taste better than the ice cream sandwich #germanshepherd.
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This water sausage is destined for great things. But for now he is mainly just smol.
In a periodic check of my son’s bedroom I found cookies in his drawer. Do I ignore or eat just one ?
Does anyone have glass doors or windows that have ancient languages painted on by a dog or dogs? If so, can someone please tell me what I’m doing wrong?
Ear worm- “John Jacob jingle heimer Schmidt , his name is my name too. Whenever we go out, the people always shout - there goes John Jacob jingle heimer Schmidt!” I suffer, everyone else does too.
Just woke up from a nightmare. Ross an Rachel broke up. I was crying. I know how it ends. WTF? I had pepperoni and cheese crackers for a snack before bed.