David Lee Rausch

My one tweet for the year is to @goodmourningx

Carissa accidently made vegan cupcakes. So I threw them out and ate a ribeye. #notinmyhouse

Found $5 on the ground yesterday. Spending it all on tacos today.

Support local music! Come see my band!

If you have to write a set list, your set is too long.

Hi, Sean.

In 3 hours, it will be 4 hours from now.

Hobby lobby is craft store. Jo ann fabrics is where you get shit to hot glue to other shit.

Have you ever been to the dry cleaners?! Cause holy shit! They can get puke out of anything!!!

I'm drinking framboise, watching a satanic rockabilly band called knuckle deep.

I'll trade you whitney houston for corn on the cob.

I just can't listen to ke$ha loud enough.

Next year, I'm getting a real christmas tree. Then throwing it in a ditch and using the fake tree. All of the memories. None of the upkeep.

I've never seen a town where people are so confused by green lights.