Ali G

Yo, dis prick Borat wiv an even bigger tache dan me Nan iz talkin smack bout me movie. Well check dis Borat, me only put u in me show back in de 20000s az a fool for people to laugh at in between me serious intraviews, so de joke iz on u innit. Ali G: Who Iz I in theaters October 23, One Weekend Only.

STOP scrollin sex, slop and mindless violence. Instead get 89 whole minutes of it NOW in me movie ‘Who Iz I?’. Respek

Ali G: Who Iz I? now on Prime, home to de worlds best movies and cheapest bongs, so load one up and get so mashed watchin it, u'll watch again straight after coz u wont remember nuffin about it. Westside

keepin it real wiv @druski watch de hole ting now on youtube

Put down ya pistol an open de Cristal, tomorrow me comin to Prime

Check it UK peeps more cimena screenins added - aint jus Mejulie who can’t get enuf of me az big az I can be aiiii

Two days til me movie on Prime, it de best ting from Amazon dat can’t be nicked from someone’s doorstep

Me movie comin to Prime Video dis Wendesday, it 89 minute long, dere’s 14400 minutes in a day meanin u’ll be able to watch it 161 times a day for de rest of ya lives for free

Ali G vs. Noely G, guess who won

stop readin start listenin

Big up de vid to me new song Ali Ali Ali featurin fly local dancerz Amy Gardner and Michelina DeVeas showin dat me ain’t de only hot young talent in Staines right now. Respek Album out now: AliG.lnk.to/WhoIzI Watch the music video: youtu.be/RzvwCaWiE50

Check it me movie sountrack out now, video single Ali Ali Ali dropz tomorrow. Dis song will not be available on vinyl so don’t be confused by me tinder profile which cioncidentally iz Ali Ali Ali, 12 inch, single

Name of dis post iz "me Nan's flat" coz it describe both where me lives and also how me Nan ended up after a jaccuzzi landed on top of her.

Me in cinemas for jus two days from tomorrow evenin, it def worf gettin up early for, get dem ticketz now

Check it me in cinemas for jus two days from tomorrow in an event me iz callin “Iz It Coz I Ain't Black Friday”, get dem tickets now

Me movie out Friday u lot gotta behave - no bonin, no tokin, no ploppin no fightin in dem cinemas. Me takes care of all dat on screen for ya innit.

Finally me iz selling some merch dat me don’t have to smuggle up my batty. Check it out. AliG.shop

Yo check it, me movie out dis Friday, so do wot dis fat bloke sayz and get down to ya local cinema

Check it, Disclaimer ain’t just a borin pretentouis TV show starrin de crap actor Sacha Bellend Cohen it iz also somefin Amazon made me do bout me movie witch out dis friday innit.