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Midwesterner. Rural Democrat. Detroit sports, OSU Buckeyes. Mediocre golfer. Pro science

Columbus, OH
Joined November 2012
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Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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Spot on
Abdul El-Sayed: “We are being actively bullied by the dumbest people in the room. Donald Trump is an idiot. He has one genius which is getting attention. Because his dad never gave him enough, because he was a nepo baby, he craved attention and used the bullying tactics to get it. But the man is an idiot. Just a fool”
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Me to my wife when it gets to the prearranged time for leaving a social event
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Cam Skattebo in the hospital room trying to cheer up Jaxson Dart after his surgery
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Jake retweeted
Hurricane Dolly taking out Mar-a-Lago would convert me from being an atheist into the most devout and sanctified believer
Tropical Storm Dolly forms in the central Atlantic — NHC
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T, it’s done. Balogun’s red card ain’t gonna be a problem no more
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This image is from today. A Black woman sits on the DC metro as masked white nationalists prepare to march on our nation's capital. This is America's 250th anniversary. REUTERS/Cheney Orr
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This looks like a Disney movie where a 12 year old becomes president
🚨Outside the White House right now
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MAGA will be remembered as the most embarrassing political phenomenon ever to stain the history of America, just a gutter movement that elevated the worst, dumbest, most vile among us
“Michelle Obama is a man” shouted on the White House lawn in a ring sponsored by Bud Light only available on Larry Ellison’s Paramount Plus. What a way to celebrate America 250 and the twilight of liberal democracy.
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Have a night #tigers Dillon Dingler
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Flop by Schroeder #pistons
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Uh oh Piston’s D is back #pistons
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Bball Paul sighting! @DetroitPistons
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Broadcast had to go fully silent after witnessing the bare ass of a foul ball chasing fan
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Defend this Christians
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The biggest game of the first round is on Friday, when Long Island battles Arizona for iced tea supremacy
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How many countries does a guy gotta bomb to win a Nobel Peace Prize around here?
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Supreme Leader is like regular leader but with sour cream and tomatoes.
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LeBron never did that
BREAKING: Jordan says it shot down two Iranian ballistic missiles
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