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and on the seventh day, God said shake ass
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my husband is fond of saying “i have tickleitis” instead of “stop tickling me”
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watching sesame street from the 70s and there’s a clip of kids playing in the snow and now i’m crying
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husband and i have a three hour drive which means it’s time for us to solve all of the world’s problems
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wrong there’s a bed bath & beyond at the oak wood mall in eau claire wi
The company that already went bankrupt and closed every store across the country two years ago? Ok.
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my girlfriend and i saw you from across the bar and wanted to tell you that you have the most little bug aura we’ve ever seen. yeah, seriously, major little bug vibes - yeah it’s compliment
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watching dune 2 rn and i read this as “lisan al gaib sounds like the name of a town in massachusetts” and i was like no it doesn’t
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me complaining to my husband about how gatorade is good but weird that it makes your throat hurt
My husband works for NASA designing literal rockets but spent over a decade using deodorant that made his armpits sting if he “put too much on” He’s mildly allergic to an ingredient. His armpits hurt from 2008-2024, and he’d never mentioned it
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if you can’t taste the difference between these then something is wrong
High Noon warns consumers that some of its vodka seltzers were accidentally labeled as Celsius energy drinks.
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my husband looking at this tweet
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you’re either eating jersey mike’s with me or against me
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a magician or genie disappearing in a cloud of smoke but it’s just a big vape cloud
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me to my husband
TRISHA PAYTAS'S BABY NAME IS AQUAMAN
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