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@OnChainChuckles

Translating crypto so you can survive the people who won’t stop talking about it. Field guide below.

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Joined December 2024
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Bro why do you sign your tweets we know it’s you
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Bitcoin is up 3% today. Analysts attribute this to Bitcoin going up.
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Winners will be paid. Soon. #crypto #pumpfun
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Diversification remains important. #pumpfun #tesla #crypto
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Our thoughts are with their holders. #memecoin #pumpfun #crypto
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Self-custody remains important. @Zengo
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Diversification remains important. @NEARProtocol @token2049
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excuse me what is happening in elwynn forest? this wow forever beta is delivering! Web3 companies take notes.
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We are so back commentary coming in HOT
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#token2049 @BeliefMarket_ needed a bag plz don’t be mad
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gm happy Q4 to those who celebrate
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Your uncle is about to use irresponsible leverage to buy the latest crypto altcoin - run!
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The real question on everyone’s mind is if vitalik buterin will play wow forever
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Coming to a dinner near you, “hope you bought the dip!” from uncle rogers
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for three weeks i've been posting about surviving the uncle, the date, the guy pitching his bag, the coworker who discovered blockchain. turns out i wrote the whole field guide. every ambush, every escape hatch. $8. the survival manual is real. link below.
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Here: onchainchuckles.gumroad.com/…
Survive Crypto When You Get Sucked In

Survive Crypto When You Get Sucked In

Survive Crypto When You Get Sucked In A field guide to the conversations you'll inevitably get dragged into - and how to win every one. You didn't choose...

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a vote to decide whether to have a vote did not fully decide. this is the most clarity act outcome the clarity act could produce
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searched the clarity act and got, in order: "last best and final offer," "rejected," "counterproposal coming," and "IT'S HAPPENING." this is one afternoon. the finale has more plot twists than plot
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It seems it’s everyone bothering everyone!
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Starting with your bitcoin uncle
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