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Joined July 2024
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Steve Coogan is a brilliant comedian but he is an awful driver. It is the second time a judge has shown leniency so Coogan can continue TV and film roles which involve driving. It should have been the third time he had been banned from driving. bbc.com/news/articles/c4g9vp…
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Fog lights people!! That’s what they’re dir so we can flipping see you #idiots #fogtwats #AngryPenguin
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Get out the way Macca!!!
The UK’s driving culture summed up in six seconds. The motorist won’t even stop for Paul McCartney on the Abbey Road zebra crossing @Boenau @MikeyCycling @ChaponaBike123
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Right this goes viral every few months and I have to tell all my family it’s a floodlight Can we stop this pls
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It’s 1st of December. Mull everything. Mull the wine, mull the cider, mull your tea, mull the tap water, mull the cat, mull the toothpaste, mull the carpet, mull the sprouts, mull the chairs. Mull it all! Get your hair cut in a mullet. Mull the Kintyre. Mull the halls with boughs of holly. Get everything mulled. Right now. FULL MULL AHEAD!
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Yes - it’s still raining AngryPenguin
“You’re drenched! Is it still raining out there?” No, I just naturally look like I’ve been in a river.
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What the f**k are excess insurance covers anyway?!! It cost more than hiring the flipping car! #carehire #ripoff #licencetoprintmoney #AngryPenguin
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I drove through another pothole today #NothingWorks AngryPenguin
‘Planes, Trains and Automobiles’ was released on this day in 1987. They really don’t make them like this anymore.
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Now Slash - he was one angry guitar player! Awesome - but angry. #AngryPenguin
David Bowie and his girlfriend in 1976. She had a 10 year old son named Saul, a few years later the little boy would start calling himself Slash and join a band called Guns N' Roses…
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Fifteen POUNDS?!! For cake and a coffee??? It’s not inflation it’s a flipping rip off! #BrokenBritain #AngryPenguin
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What a stupid idea @Dominos_UK suggesting hedgehogs eat pizza! That’s like saying penguins can eat hotdogs. Buffoons! #AngryPenguin #Hedgehogs
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Estate Agents…discuss
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David Bowie and his girlfriend in 1976. She had a 10 year old son named Saul, a few years later the little boy would start calling himself Slash and join a band called Guns N' Roses…
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And another thing! Stop turning my domain off @Fasthosts. It's a bummer and it it makes me mad #AngryPenguin
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Bad management makes me M A D! #AngryPenguin
I hate my manager because of what he did to me... If you don't make people feel safe, Your team will be saying it whilst they're running out of the door. So, here are 10 things leaders need to do to make people feel safe:
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