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Writer, renegade, classic metal connoisseur, and the owner of a bitchin' beard. Go birds.

Devastating Ennui, USA
Joined January 2018
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β€œTony Khan Please Save Mass Effect” 😭😭😭 #AEWDynamite
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"the password you are attempting to use was part of a data breach are you sure you want to continue using it?" drone strike my house man i don't care anymore
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if you doomscroll twitter all day of course it looks like the world is ending but if you just get off the internet and go outside you’ll find that the world is actually ending oh god this is it
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Spider-Man if they were actually from New York:
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Eagles medical staff has him listed as probable
Is Kim Jong un dead?
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Jalen led what should have been a game-winning field goal drive in London with blood clots and on ZERO sleep. You'll never make me hate him. EVER.
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Jalen Hurts is easily the most disrespected athlete of all time. #Eagles
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The neighbors dog won't stop barking.
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genuinely fuck whoever came up w the dumbass idea to replace THE DICTIONARY BUILT INTO GOOGLE with the ai overview's definitions i hope everything in their life fucking sucks
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The amount of conservative ads on @Tubi in northeasrern Pennsylvania actually make the service unusable. #SAD
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All these advances in technology but nobody wants to do anything about printers
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The Bills are looking dangerous. If Josh Allen can keep up this MVP level and Buffalo's defense can keep opponents at bay, this squad could very well lose in the AFC Championship this season instead of the Divisional Round πŸ¦¬πŸ’―
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What can President Trump do right now that would impress you the most?
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In America β€œLabor Day” means everyone with a fake email job gets the day off and actual laborers have to work twice as hard to keep up with the extra demand created
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Soon.
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Hayden Panettiere, Dolly Parton, Tim Curry, Peter Cullen, King Harald V What’s next, the president of the United States of America?
Norway’s King Harald V has died at the age of 89.
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Working retail or driving a car really does open your eyes to the fact that most people are sub-sentient biosludge
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