Luffy has been kicked out of Trafalgar Law's Halloween party for microwaving the entire silverware drawer.
Corazon has reported that his Amazon package was recently stolen.
"Im so pissed off rn bruh this is not it"
The perpetrator has not yet been caught.
Anonymous threats claim that if “Trafalgar Law’s bitchass” is included in the One Piece Fortnite collab, “something very, very bad is going to happen.”
Luffy says he will be kicking Chopper out of the Strawhats very soon.
“I dunno, he’s kinda boring. I’d rather have a gorilla, like maybe a really smart one. Maybe one from the moon, with, I don’t know, a tesla cannon or something.”
Zoro has been blacklisted from "every Subway ever" according to sources.
He refused to comment on this situation.
Tony Tony Chopper has teamed up with Jabber Wonger to create "the most lethal substance known to man."
"Long story short, everybody's dying," stated Chopper.
One Piece Base 🎃🍂 retweeted
Guía One Piece para saber si una persona está pendeja:
1. Empatiza con Mr. Pink.
2. Afirma que la obra no es política.
3. Opina que Luffy es libertario.
4. Piensa que One Piece es de derecha.
5. Considera que el único mugi leal es Zoro.
BUT HE DIDN’T #BEASTEDON
































