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Truth, love & humor from your smart-ass friend. X newborn, nibbling up IFBs to grow big & strong. #MAGA Centrist #MAHA ☮️💜🇺🇸🌎

Crazy Town, USA
Joined December 2024
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Less than a month away!! #MAGA #MAHA #LFG
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Hope y’all are having a wonderful day!! ☀️🍭🌈✨ No…that’s not me, but something about her is very soothing.
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One of my main problems is that when people used to bust on me when I was young, I'd always laugh. We tend to look through only one lens. So I assumed others were just being wise asses too, trying to be funny; so, I'd laugh—if it was objectively funny—and not take it personally.
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Are old people you know always losing their dentures? Is this a thing? Seems equivalent to losing your head, or definitely part of it. Oh…LOL…Has anybody you know ever been looking for their dentures, and you’re like, “They’re in your mouth!!”?
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Sassafrass is feeling extra sassy and on a hunt for justice! Go Sass! #MAGAJustice #MAGA #Justice
Here we go. This is the moment I was waiting for. Send this to every single dnc influencer that called President Trump a rapist. Remind them tick tock. You people literally are your own worst enemy. Next time stick to facts and not propaganda. I genuinely hope with utmost sincerity y'all go down hard.
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Who do you complain to when the Better Business Bureau gives A+ ratings to companies that scam people? Is everyone being bribed? @DOGE
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Check out @HeidiBriones's X Masterclass. 🔥 She’s the reason I’m active on X. 💜 Key Takeaways: 1) People want to feel something, so be spicy. 2) If your posts aren’t getting engagement, you’re not being engaging. 3) Engage with others if you want them to engage with you. 4) Be authentic and interesting. 5) Personal content tends to do well. 6) Go through trial and error to see what works. 7) Notifications (1-5) help engagements with top accounts; get comments in early to be seen. 8) Quote posting is a good way to get engagement. 9) Be patient & put in the time. 10) Heidi is not a secret agent being paid to promote X. 11) @TiffanyFong_ is not a Chinese spy, but she is a hot girl. 12) LinkedIn is shit now. 13) Watch the video for payout examples & anything I missed.
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Random. The Mets can have SlowMo Soto. Watch him sprint to first, then watch him jog toward missed fly balls in the outfield and tell me it isn't true. He's a good hitter, but that's only half the game. I wouldn't pay full price for a half-off player. Glad he's off the Yankees.
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Friendly Reminder: The largest majority of reality, by far, is unseen, and unknown. If you are seeking more, contrary to popular wisdom, you will not find it using words, but in silence.
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Congratulations to America's President, @realDonaldTrump, on becoming Time's Person Of The Year!! 🔥🔥🔥 I think Whitney would have whole-heartedly approved the music choice. (Turn it up, son.) #LFG! #MAGA #MAHA @DOGE #DrainIt!
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#IFB ALL blue checks that follow, and all others that follow & interact meaningfully (to help manage my neighborhood bot infestation).
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Does Time bendeth the knee, or is this something they do for every president? #MAGA
Donald Trump is TIME's Person of the Year ti.me/3BCClRY
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#IFB ALL blue checks that follow, and all others that follow & interact meaningfully.
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#IFB ALL blue checks that follow, and all others that follow & interact meaningfully.
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How are all your #IFB missions going?
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What’s the last thing you felt like this about?
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For me, it’s every creative idea that pops into my head, and can’t work on that sec. Happening now.
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Why don’t people say, “Thank Godness” more?
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