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Onegarde

@OneeneeX

人間五十年 | Men lives for 50 years

Joined October 2016
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Never Forgetti spaghetti
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Yandere fox wives can be extremely territorial
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>"When asked about it, the DOE responded by quoting Dumbledore."
WIRED (@WIRED) profile pictureWIRED
@WIREDOct 30
The meme appeared to reference gender-swapping “Malfoid” fan fiction, a term with incel roots. When asked about it, the DOE responded by quoting Dumbledore. buff.ly/tDl4XWY
It Sure Looks Like the Department of Education Is Promoting a Right-Wing ‘Harry Potter’ Meme

It Sure Looks Like the Department of Education Is Promoting a Right-Wing ‘Harry Potter’ Meme

The meme appeared to reference gender-swapping “Malfoid” fan fiction, a term with incel roots. When asked about it, the DOE responded by quoting Dumbledore.

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>"Fuck you, Ted!"
Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 (@PollTracker2024) profile picturePolitics & Poll Tracker 📡
@PollTracker2024Jan 25
Cruz says he told Trump: "Mr. President, if we get to November of [2026] and people's 401(k)s are down 30% and prices are up 10–20% at the supermarket, we're going to go into Election Day, face a bloodbath." "You're going to lose the House, you're going to lose the Senate, you're going to spend the next two years being impeached every single week." Trump's response, according to Cruz: "Fuck you, Ted."
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She just wants to spoil her man rotten, really. But her man's spending habits surprise her.
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Goonish@UmaddictedManOct 29
One day was watching Samurai Jack and my trainee Phalaenopsis walked in and said I could be just like him because I had a special "sword" in my pants. When I asked how I could use it, she pushed me onto my bed and said that she would be my "sensei" before having her way with me.
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I thought about the condition and decided to expand on it more by making it a three-stage thing.
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Average✈️North Flight👗Appreciator (@that_dude_arden) profile pictureAverage✈️North Flight👗Appreciator@that_dude_ardenOct 28
I swear to y'all that this is a real in-game condition (Source: Trust me bro)
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Hikari wisdom of the day
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Fake Philosophers: Ummm nothing really matters so, don't do anything ok? Real Philosophers:
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People give me videos you never get tired of. I'll start first.
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So uh... That Umacosplayer ICE arrested is also a rapist lmao
zzmk (@zzmki66u) profile picturezzmk@zzmki66uOct 29
Clara is a known sexual predator from Singapore’s cosplay community. imgur.com/a/op9wk
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I think I am a Dirt Trainer since I have a lot of Dirt Uma
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I AM a DirtTore
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The part about him seeking Asylum from Singapore is the most hilarious part The hell is he escaping from? Littering law?
IslandWinds@Cosplay Trackside (@idollicwinds) profile pictureIslandWinds@Cosplay Trackside@idollicwindsOct 28
Genuinely disturbing news - my friend Clara, who you might know as the Super Creek at Trackside, was abducted by ICE at the Rochester Airport on her way home from Uma week. Please read and share her story: facebook.com/share/18Rmm5SHK…
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@ToenesOct 28
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Kain ⛓️ (@KainofHearts) profile pictureKain ⛓️@KainofHeartsOct 28
Replying to @Toenes
Unrelated but do you have an Eishin Flash ICE
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Toenes
@ToenesOct 28
The Uma troon situation is so close to Milo Yiannopoulos', it's almost laughable. They both overstayed their visa, then went to an airport expecting zero issues. Then they both got arrested and posted some extremely dramatized version of the story where ICE was "abusive" to them. If you're a foreigner in America, do not overstay your welcome.
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When I play good playthrough of Rimworld, it's always a small-close knit family or harem family themed
BasedBinkie (@basedbinkie) profile pictureBasedBinkie
@basedbinkieOct 29
Has anyone that played Rimworld tried a “Good” playthrough? No warcrimes, no slavery, no organ harvesting, no gas chambers, no drugs, no cannibalism. Just trying to be actual good people? I don’t think I can personally, I like human leather couches
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Naval News (@navalnewscom) profile pictureNaval News
@navalnewscomOct 28
China’s New Trimaran Submarine: 16 Missiles And An Unconventional Design 🇨🇳 navalnews.com/naval-news/202…
China’s New Trimaran Submarine: 16 Missiles And An Unconventional Design - Naval News

China’s New Trimaran Submarine: 16 Missiles And An Unconventional Design - Naval News

China is building more submarines, of more classes, than any other country. It has several brand-new ambitious design readying for series production and is forging ahead in the uncrewed space. But...

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@WiseOldKingOct 29
Male characters? "We don't make that kind of thing here."
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Maven@madeinheaven_23Oct 28
I can wait forever If you say you'll be there too
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Maven (@madeinheaven_23) profile pictureMaven@madeinheaven_23Oct 27
holy shit..... doomed umatore😭
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@lattekoi5252Oct 28
Looks like Toreko picked a very interesting time to drop by... [SFW Illustration] Hishi Amazon | Umamusume
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