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Patriot down.
Apparently he’d done a round of podcasts recently and all the clips were flooded with comments making fun of him for being disabled. The morality of the Instagram Reels American is basically that the only things off-limits are: 1) brown bodies and 2) disbelieving women
‘Breaking Bad’ star RJ Mitte has died by suicide at the age of 34, TMZ reports.
(tmz.com/2026/10/12/rj-mitte-…)
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🔥🚨 HOLY SMOKES! — LMAO! President Trump just CLOWNED a radical liberal protester at his rally in Ohio!
"Ohhhhh, he's got to go on a DIET!" 😂🤣
"He's a FAT GUY! WOOOOW! He's got to go on a DIET FAST! He's a PAID protestor. He's SCUM! GOING BACK HOME TO MOM!"
"Don't we love law enforcement!" ONLY President Trump can get a crowd fired up like this!
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Attention Chris Hatch:
I am surrounded by 20-35 year old women in my life that are dumb, incapable, useless, and fat. Everybody is fucking them. Not sure what the deal is, but I don't get it....
1. Their body count is higher than my victory royale count in fortnite.
2. They get 100s of matches per week on dating apps, they literally don't see me as a human.
3. They make more money than me in the same position.
4. They go to female-only gyms for their yoga classes to avoid me.
5. If I somehow get their number, they text back one word responses.
6. If I take them on a dinner date, they stare at their phone the whole time to get a free meal out of me.
7. They think I'm a weak bitch soyboy if I give them princess treatment bc they're comparing me to one of the dozen chads they've fucked in the last year.
8. If I date well below my SMV-match, she still thinks she's better than me and feels like she's settling for me, expecting me to be her wallet.
9. She expects me to be an infallible provider who makes no mistakes, ready to leave me the instant I lose frame by giving her the ick for sneezing the wrong way.
I can keep going until I find a unicorn, but she is at minimum 1 in 1000. It is completely unrealistic.
My life is empty and meaningless knowing I will never have a companion. I wish you never experience the same misfortune in life. Happy Coping.
Attention Young Men:
I am surrounded by 20 year old girls in my life that are smart, capable, hard working and cute. Nobody is dating them. Not sure what the deal is, but I don’t get it.
Step 1: Stop playing video games
Step 2: Head to great clips and get that lettuce cleaned up
Step 3: Hit a shower (when dating hygiene is critical)
Step 4: Go clean your car
Step 5: Sign up for a yoga class
Step 6: Go to the yoga class
Step 7: Ask a cute for her phone number at yoga class (yes you can meet girls IRL and not just on the apps - 10/10 the Dirt Dog highly recommends)
Step 8: Follow up within 2 days with a phone call and ask them out for this coming weekend Friday or Saturday night.
Step 9: IMPORTANT - come up with a good game plane for date night. Get a dinner reservation, get an activity planned. Let them know in advance what you are doing so they can dress appropriately. I know you are gunna roll off the couch and head to date night, but they are not. They are going to stress about what to wear and call at least 6 different people on FaceTime to ask their opinion.
Step 10: I highly recommend you bring flowers to the door step. I’m not covering that you go to the doorstep, because if you don’t do that you have no hope here. Women want men to date them. You don’t need to break the bank on flowers. Head to Trader Joe’s. Grab 2 different kinds of flowers. If you don’t know what matches find the closest looking lady to your mom at TJ’s and ask her. Wrap the 2 flowers into 1 bouquet with paper. Bonus Points you can cut open a TJ bag and use that as the paper.
Step 11: Be a gentleman on the date. She isn’t there to hear your life story. Ask her about her. For every 1 question you answer, ask her 3. Open Doors, pay for the meal, be polite.
Provided you follow most of this guideline you are highly likely to get yourself an opportunity for date number 2.
Keep going until you find someone that you can’t imagine not being around all the time. That’s when you have found a good one for you.
My life is complete with my wife as my companion. I wish you the same fortune in life. Happy Hunting.
OneySP retweeted
I remember Mike Tyson said that, back in the day, Trump was the only rich person who ever treated him like he was a human being. People baffled by Tyson’s loyalty to Trump really don’t understand what loyalty is or why people feel it.
.@POTUS: "This is Iron Mike Tyson. I won't be fighting him today, but I've been his fan for a long time. We've been friends for a long time. Iron Mike — there's nobody like him."
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Not gonna lie, this is how I'm gonna start explaining myself to people who constantly ask for money at places. I understand that people are struggling but we all are and dude makes a very very valid point. I went to the store the other day, 3 bags of nothing was 90 bucks.
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Hood Warfare, a new multiplayer first-person shooter set in Chicago where rival gangs fight for control of different neighborhoods is going viral. It combines Call of Duty-style multiplayer with gang warfare & exaggerated street humor
On Steam for $5.
