I have nearly 3x more Followers than Jesus had in his lifetime! Not bragging; just FACTS.

We did it.

I’m supporting the Biblical Seafood Purity Act. Leviticus 11:9–12 is clear: shrimp are forbidden. If biblical law should govern everyone, your shrimp cocktail cannot be dismissed as a “personal choice.” Biblical morality must be protected.

I’m proposing the Biblical Textile Integrity Act, outlawing garments woven from two kinds of material, as commanded in Leviticus 19:19. If God’s law is eternal, your cotton-polyester blend cannot be dismissed as a “personal choice.” Biblical morality must be protected.

Christianity abandoned the Bible’s acceptance of slavery when society no longer tolerated the harm. It can do the same with homosexuality; but a religion that continues making harm to innocent people a marker of faith cannot survive as a credible moral authority in a humane world

Erase every scientific and religious idea from human memory. Science would eventually rediscover the same laws because nature is still there to test. Religion would return, but not with the same gods, scriptures, or doctrines—because those came from us.

Humanity has split the atom, sequenced the genome, and put a telescope a million miles from Earth. Perhaps it’s time to stop treating Iron Age stories about talking donkeys, magic fruit, global floods, and a flat Earth under a celestial dome as the oper. manual for civilization.

We have CRISPR, quantum physics, and photographs of galaxies billions of light-years away, but apparently “a donkey talked once” still gets a seat at the public-policy table. Humanity, please update your software.

I’ve heard the super sad news this morning.

Stop trying to reason with Christians. They KNOW that what they are saying to you is HURTFUL. That’s precisely WHY THEY DO IT. They WON’T STOP because they enjoy it too much. PRIDE MONTH is not for them. ITS FOR YOU!

Secretary of “War” with those spaghetti wrists is quite the PR decision.

If supernatural intervention was needed to keep the methane gas on the ark from killing everyone and everything on board in a matter of days, why did the miracle-wielding God need an ark at all? Why a flood at all? The ark becomes less believable if miracles exist. It’s a FABLE.

He’s so fucking stupid!

Christians will ABSOLUTELY celebrate PRIDE MONTH 🏳️‍🌈 by complaining about it EVERY SINGLE MINUTE OF EACH DAY. They’ll even extend it by chatting incessantly about it throughout the other 11 months. God bless the fear-filled insecure Christians for GETTING THE WORD OUT! PRIDE!🏳️‍🌈

POV: All the Christians on this platform stewing and seething because they don’t know how to self-regulate. Happy Pride Month, Jesus Followers!🏳️‍🌈 God made the rainbow flag for PRIDE MONTH!

It appears that your gender dysphoria or your “lifestyle” as a trans person has, IN FACT, been INVALIDATED by the leopard who is eating your face. @Caitlyn_Jenner

I love this trend❤️. Get your Halloween costume before they sell out. Dr. Trump, Red Cross worker.

We’ve got frickin’ Scooby-Doo in the WH!

At almost 80 years old, he’s too dumb to realize he’s “being entertained” as though he’s a child.