Oh cool cool my family shot down my offer to make the turkey for thanksgiving this year 😑 as if I could do any worse than the current family member does. Fuck.
Pilates kills me more than lifting weights. Legs shaking like Bambi and the class was over an hour ago lol
I think we have greatly missed the point in finding a partner that we are truly compatible with. Where two INDIVIDUALS can live together and their separate lives naturally mesh together and flow. Idk, don’t listen to the divorced bitch (me) but I’m noticing lol
might have to dodge 5 trillion deer a day but my daily drive in the fall is worth it. Ready for peak fall colors 🧡
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Men don't file for divorce. They'd rather kill their entire family than deal with paperwork.
Death, taxes, & everyone bitchin & moanin about the halftime show for every SB. Halftime is for quickies and snacks anyway.
anyway, AND my jeans have a Chiefs logo on the pocket. 😊 #ChiefsKingdom
Drinking a full sugar Vanilla Coke so that I can stay awake for the Chiefs game. This is what being old as fuck is.











