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Chiiiiiiefs ❤️💛 • painfully average • never serious but I don’t play • veggie enthusiast • noted • knower • hashtag this

Northwest Arkansas, USA 📍
Joined September 2020
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but if a plane craaaashed and it only killed his lame aaaasss….
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Oh cool cool my family shot down my offer to make the turkey for thanksgiving this year 😑 as if I could do any worse than the current family member does. Fuck.
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Pilates kills me more than lifting weights. Legs shaking like Bambi and the class was over an hour ago lol
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can say a lot of mean things about me but you can never say my waist isn’t 🤏🏻 ⌛️
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RT lol
I need to do something irresponsible for once.
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shuddup bitch
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when I saw this I thought I edible’d too hard 😂
Christian Watson emerges from the ambulance. He went to the hospital in the first half
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I think we have greatly missed the point in finding a partner that we are truly compatible with. Where two INDIVIDUALS can live together and their separate lives naturally mesh together and flow. Idk, don’t listen to the divorced bitch (me) but I’m noticing lol
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tweet brought to you by reading a post full of nit picky complaints about their wives/husbands.
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might have to dodge 5 trillion deer a day but my daily drive in the fall is worth it. Ready for peak fall colors 🧡
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Men don't file for divorce. They'd rather kill their entire family than deal with paperwork.
Women iniate 78% of divorce. Are 78%of men that bad? 🤔
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*what a beautiful morning let’s see what Chiefs twitter is up to*……OH FUCK
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Death, taxes, & everyone bitchin & moanin about the halftime show for every SB. Halftime is for quickies and snacks anyway.
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Women being jealous of other women to the point of hating….at our big age? Weird shit.
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That was just a painful watch
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anyway, AND my jeans have a Chiefs logo on the pocket. 😊 #ChiefsKingdom
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jeans are bad luck. noted.
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waved at a little kid playing in my neighborhood and he flipped me off?!!!
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Drinking a full sugar Vanilla Coke so that I can stay awake for the Chiefs game. This is what being old as fuck is.
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……& it’s way too sweet to be consumed
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Just pretend like it’s Super Bowl Sunday.
So we’re just supposed to raw dog a Sunday tomorrow without Josh Allen football?
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