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jess

@OnlyPhanatics

my love language is being a sarcastic little bitch

Joined December 2012
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They just opened the trophy case that holds their Lombardis
NewsWire (@NewsWire_US) profile pictureNewsWire
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Eerie scenes in Dallas as dust from the West blankets the city.
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Better not see one if your stupid ass signs on my commute to or from work tomorrow @BrianFitzUSA
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Tonight, Bucks County showed up to reject the chaos, cruelty, and corruption in Washington β€” and to vote for a public servant who knows what it means to show up, deliver for his community, and get things done. Congratulations, Congressman-elect @BobHarvie_PA01!
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there’s no person on earth having a worse week than Harrison Butker
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Now merge SEPTA with LANTA
PA SDCC (@PaSDCC) profile picturePA SDCC@PaSDCC7h
PENNSYLVANIA, WE WON THE TRIFECTA!!! πŸ’™πŸŽ‰ A Democratic governor. A Democratic House. And a Pennsylvania Senate we just FLIPPED BLUE! To every voter, volunteer, and supporter who made this possible: this is YOUR victory.
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they’re going to make it legally mandatory to have one gay son and one thot daughter
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Sy Snyder@PoliticsPA7h
If PA Democrats win these 2 Senate races, they will have their first trifecta since 1993 #PoliticsPA SD-6 (75% reporting) πŸ”΅ Eileen Albillar 52.0% πŸ”΄ Frank Farry 48.0% SD-16 (Lehigh 100%, Bucks 75%) πŸ”΅ Mark Pinsley 51.08% πŸ”΄ Jarrett Coleman 48.92%
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It's the Gulf of Mexico. It's Lake Ontario.
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We’re putting Hegseth on estrogen
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kansas democratic senator before rayne dakota prescott touched nfccg grass
The Spectator Index (@spectatorindex) profile pictureThe Spectator Index
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BREAKING: Kansas has elected its first Democratic senator since 1932
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This blue wave is like when Jalen hurts lost to the chiefs in the Super Bowl and came back two years later and beat the shit out of them
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we're putting ms rachel on the $100 bill
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Mood
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Very early, but I'm starting to think we won't all be getting $5000 checks.
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Decision Desk HQ projects Robert Brooks wins the PA US House 7 General Election #DecisionMade: 9:33 PM EST Follow live results here: votes.decisiondeskhq.com/rac…
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VoteHub projects James Talarico to win the Texas U.S. Senate election.
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This is looking pretty good for oh, say, funding SEPTA
Alain Xiong-Calmes (@Alain_Mower) profile pictureAlain Xiong-Calmes
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Polls just closed in PA! As a followup to my first election model, I built an NY Times style needle for the PA State Legislature. First time doing this, so please be patient if anything breaks. It should update every few minutes as counties report: alainxc.github.io/pa-electio…
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Lebron signing with the sixers really changed the direction of this country
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A Harvie and Brooks seat flip would heal me
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Gas pumps are gonna have klarna plan offers on them by January
Action News on 6abc (@6abc) profile pictureAction News on 6abc@6abcNov 3
US has conducted defensive strikes on some Iranian targets in the Strait of Hormuz, US official says 6abc.com/post/us-iran-war-ne…
US has conducted defensive strikes on some Iranian targets in the Strait of Hormuz, US official says

US has conducted defensive strikes on some Iranian targets in the Strait of Hormuz, US official says

The U.S. has conducted defensive strikes on some Iranian targets in the Strait of Hormuz, a U.S. official said.

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Byron Donalds elected Florida Governor Let’s goooo FLORIDA STAYS RED πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
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