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Salford Reds are like HIV, incurable 😭😭 Most of these lot treat matchdays like a fucking picnic.. get drunk, eat prawn sandwiches sing Glazers out & then queue up to suck the players and manager off in the car park 🤌🏼
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Glazers don’t leave a chance to spit on our match going fans faces 😭😭 And these mutants think a singalong is gonna hurt them, instead they brought in Jim Ratcliffe as their footballing errand boy & kept control. Imagine being mugged off this badly & calling it resistance 🤦🏻‍♂️
Avram Glazer said that #mufc are not reliant on sporting success for their commercial power. Avram made a rare appearance at Deutsche Bank’s inaugural Sports Investment Conference in London. Sources said he argued his club’s value is incubated from the effects of sporting variance in the same way that the New York Yankees and Dallas Cowboys still stand out as major global brands [@lauriewhitwell]
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Good decision… Whether he makes it or not is another story but stepping out of this circus and into a proper football club will be an experience that’ll develop him into a top player someday 🤌🏼
BREAKING: Real Madrid have reached a verbal agreement with 16-year-old JJ Gabriel over a potential move 🚨
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1 win in 54 days and these mfs have surrounded the manager for selfies like a Bangladeshi spotting a white tourist on a beach 😭😭 This video is exactly why I abuse the club and fans for they’ve murderd this great club 🤌🏼
Just gone 11.30 and the wait has been worth it for some United fans as Michael Carrick emerges #mufc
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First win in “54 FUCKING DAYSSSS” and look at this retard here 🤦🏻‍♂️ What’s worst is that there are over five thousand other retards who’ve liked this tweet😭😭😭😭
This is the turning point man, I can just feel it
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Yet another stinker saved by a penalty but he’s out here talking like he’s in the front line catching bullets with his teeth for the club 😭😭😭 The biggest imposter in world football this rat bastard 🤌🏼
🚨 Bruno: "The manager makes the decisions. It doesn't change the belief I have in the manager, the staff and every player at this club. “It doesn't change my aim to win every f*cking game that I have ahead of me." #MUFC
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One thing is clear after today: 1 - The fans are never boycotting games 2 - Glazers & Ratcliffe aren’t going anywhere 3- Carrick isn’t getting sacked 4 - And we’re officially back in the Ole era. Same circus, just under a different clown 😭😭
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Cunha the only person allowed to celebrate 😂 not anyone else. Especially the manager and fans you lot are a disgrace 🤌🏼
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The whole lot from the stadium you the fans to the shameless Carrick and his staff look at then celebrate “EQUALISING” against Roma 😭😭😭😭
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Salford alcoholics are cheering like we won the Champions League ffs 😭😭😭😭 these mfs should all rot in hell
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Can’t wait to see that man-child Rio Ferdinand suck Carrick off on his YT channel at full-time 😭😭😭 The amount of dickriding he’s about to serve, he might as well rename the channel OnlyFans 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Boycott going to OT ❌ Live opera inside OT ✅ Imagine buying circus tickets, funding the clowns and then protesting because the circus won’t close. These alcoholics are beyond saving 😭😭😭
2-0 DOWN AND THE MESSAGE IS LOUD! #GlazersAndIneosOut 🔰🔴
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Every issue aside, Carrick by far will go down as the worst Man Utd manager in premier league history 🤦🏻‍♂️
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We should be all over this deal, I remember i was pleading the club to sign him only for our geniuses to discover Booker-T in Serie B while shoving with chunky Shaw down our throats for 11 full seasons 😭😭😭
🚨🇩🇿 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 | Rayan Aït-Nouri (25) is open to LEAVING Manchester City! He is one to watch in the winter transfer window, reports @Plettigoal. ✅
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Blind leading the blind 🤌🏼 A sort of mockery only accepted by the banter club Man Utd 😂
What would you reaction be if Ole joined Carrick’s coaching team?
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Top-class cinematography & transitions! The visuals are a clear indication of the spectacle that #King promises to be.. 🔥 Subscribe to my YouTube channel. A video on SRK coming soon ❤️ #LoveLikeAKing #TuMilJaaye #ArijitSingh #ShahRukhKhan  #srk bit.ly/TuMilJaaye
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Oh yesss, bring him on… I’d fucking love that 😂 The club’s going nowhere so might as well enjoy watching Top Reds & their favourite cuck squirm through a relegation battle while the whole of Europe takes the piss 😭😭 Couldn’t happen to a more deserving bunch 🤌🏼
🚨🗣️ Ole Gunnar Solskjær: "I feel that I have something unfinished [with United]. Of course, it would have been great to have the opportunity again." [@tv2sport]
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For the money we paid, this talentless joker is right up there with Maguire & Antony as one of our worst signings. The irony is that we abused Antony 24/7 before shipping him out, yet these two English liabilities are still here, starting every week while we fight relegation 😭😭
🚨 Mason Mount: “I think next season we can win the Premier League”, told Daily Mail.
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Football is a business, Man Utd is a product & the fans are consumers As long we “PAY” for the product & make the owners rich, they’ll never improve on their product This simple truth is like rocket science to these alcoholic mutants, absolute idiots 🤮
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Martinez wearing no-6 is a problem but the club’s most iconic no-7 worn by club’s worst signing in Mount is fine ?? These xenophobic lot don’t even hide it anymore 😂😂
Manchester United’s No 6 shirt has been worn by such distinguished servants to the club as Gary Pallister, Martin Buchan, Nobby Stiles, Jaap Stam, Duncan Edwards, Wes Brown amongst others. It’s now worn by Lisandro Martinez, who embarrassed the club again today #MUFC
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