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✝️🇳🇬 Marvel not if the depth of my understanding exceedeth thy thoughts, for the knowledge I possess is beyond what thee can comprehend.

in the abyss of depression
Joined November 2025
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Hypothetically, if Obi wins, he has already traded the possibility of a second term for the opportunity to become president. If he goes back on his word, he loses the very moral credibility that endeared him to many Nigerians. It's not necessarily wrong to reconsider that
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Obi has learned people, intellectuals, PhD holders Tweeting Beer parlour logic. That motion crazy gan, I do blame Nigerian politicians sha if they weren't as useless as they were Obi won't have mouth to talk down on anyone giving how mid he was as a governor. Lol
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Nigerians have a borderline paraphilic relationship with bad ideas. It is really amusing, I guess it has something to do with the literacy levels though.
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Jesus Christ
But your father died of stroke at 57"
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As how Na 🤣🤣
My Igbo friend said she told a Yoruba person “sùùn re ò” when she wanted to wish them a good night rest. I haven’t recovered from laughing.
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Agulu fraud Who even came up with that name 🤣
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Oh Na you
Pregnancy is a DEATH sentence for women in Nigeria.
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Oboy
Them buy her bed put her for AC. Why she no go dey fuck like dog?
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Just call my name 🥲
homem de ambições intelectuais descobre que ele não é um gênio incompreendido, mas sim um sujeito mediano que desenvolveu vocabulário suficiente para tornar a própria mediocridade menos evidente
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Mr Slime (hates Obidients) retweeted
homem de ambições intelectuais descobre que ele não é um gênio incompreendido, mas sim um sujeito mediano que desenvolveu vocabulário suficiente para tornar a própria mediocridade menos evidente
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To add to it. He has like 15,000,000 kids, to feed them cost $50M, the TV he bought is $500,000. It's them being shitty and useless asf but he doesn't have the money to feed all the kids.
Imagine your kids are starving with no clothes, and as a father you buy a 65-inch TV so they can watch Cocomelon in HD. That's exactly what this government is doing.
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It's not my fault you guys don't understand basic Numbers. Just emotional niggas throwing insults at everyone who doesn't agree with their bias or narrative that's build around a false premise. I pity niggas wey dey agree with you [Laughing Emoji]
I really pity niggas who rate these group of Twitter users 😂😂 First of all you’re a wicked person, before we even get to stupid.
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Slow down and process what I said. "With or without corruption they can't provide the social Amenities needed for 240million people not even talking about Welfare policies. You guys make Corruption your talking point but it doesn't answer the main problem simple.
“with or without corruption” when said corruption/mismanagement drains millions of dollars annually in medical tourism alone, coupled with additional millions of dollars in luxury lifestyle. aren’t you an idiot😂
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Met this girl today, I think I have fallen for her. I hope I see her again 🥲
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At least 50 people have blocked me I need to work on my character for real. And I rarely use insults in communication, just my biased opinions. 🥹 To those who blocked me I am sorry and Fuck you.
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With or without corruption they can't cover basic needs or provide social Amenities. They don't even make enough for a government who isn't corrupt to solve majority of your problems. Using corruption/reckless spendings as your bias doesn't do justice to the real problem.
pls don’t even do this with me, advocating for increased taxation as a revenue solution when the government prioritizes unprecedented corruption & lavish spending and can’t even cover basic needs for production in subsidies/power/security is incredibly stupid. don’t annoy me man.
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Going from consumption to production is just sweet mouth. There are several constraints to that campaign point, it's feasible but not in 4yrs and definitely not with the current Nigerian fiscal economy.
Under Peter Obi’s leadership as president; the Naira will appreciate from ₦1,350/$ ➜ ₦500/$. The formula is actually not complicated: He will move Nigeria from consumption to production. You say how? Ok we simply…; -Produce more -Export more -Earn more dollars A nation that produces what it consumes doesn't chase dollars; it earns them. Consumption → Production: Imports↓ Exports↑ Dollar supply↑ Naira stronger. A new Nigeria 🇳🇬 is POssible.
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One would think Tinubu hasn't thought of such. The only problem is you would need to concentrate all your resources in one sector. You would neglect others sectors. You lots really want to give us ₦500/$1 in 4yrs Abeg nau we no Mumu na
Under Peter Obi’s leadership as president; the Naira will appreciate from ₦1,350/$ ➜ ₦500/$. The formula is actually not complicated: He will move Nigeria from consumption to production. You say how? Ok we simply…; -Produce more -Export more -Earn more dollars A nation that produces what it consumes doesn't chase dollars; it earns them. Consumption → Production: Imports↓ Exports↑ Dollar supply↑ Naira stronger. A new Nigeria 🇳🇬 is POssible.
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No block. Praise the Lord 🥹
Replying to @Only_1_Slime
just saw your username so never mind.
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To what benefits will that be? Peter Obi is giving promises that take 30+ years to achieve and you want 2 tenures to be demolished? It's just going to end up 4yrs of inconsistent political disasters.
and if Peter Obi wins the election, this second term gimmick should be demolished.
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Them really useless gan. Just dey pay Subsidy up and down and build small thing. No balls to do anything reasonable.
Sometimes, I wonder what the previous governments did since 1999. they couldn’t build roads, they couldn’t provide electricity, they couldn’t connect the country via rail, they couldn’t even maintain infrastructure. Their only achievement is selling rice at 8,000 per bag.
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