Charlotte Valori

You know you’ve been watching #bsotristan possibly too much when Twitter starts showing you adverts for Wound Hygiene.. Twitter, I hate to break it to you, but no amount of Biofilm is going to save Tristan from his Wound. Spoiler alert: Only Isolde (and Death) can help him now.x

Just booked my tickets to #OpenArias in June featuring @jen_the_sop @marthajmezzo @AliOllerenshaw and Richard Dowling. Can’t wait! #openairopera #operainsuffolk #abbeyhalleye #lifeafterlockdown #operaconcert

Amazing to be able to watch @GarsingtonOpera #TheTurnoftheScrew tonight from my sofa on @BBCiPlayer #cultureinquarantine. @ed_lyon incredible as Quint: lyrical malevolence. So scary, my dog had to hide under the blanket throughout! #summerchills #bravitutti #britten

Such a tearjerkingly tender #Seraglio from @ETOpera tonight at @snapemaltings conducted by @JKAConductor. Beautiful singing all round, esp @JGyeantey! Came home to open my new copy of #theboythemolethefoxandthehorse: this page seemed so apt. #DieEntfuhrungaufdesSerail #Mozart

My father's evening music advice...

Another wonderful substitute boyfriend: rippling muscles, beautiful manners, enjoys long adventures in the countryside, constantly understanding, distractingly beautiful, noble nature, friendly and tactile. Again, one must self-cater on the Thermidor front though.

Unerringly! I don't have Vicky's app, but here is my substitute boyfriend: he is definitely perfect in my eyes! Although I do have to buy my own lobster Thermidor... #georgetteheyer #comfortreading #historicalromance #singlelife

I'm so confused by this advert. How can Georges Bizet (a) be writing something "new"; (b) be writing a "musical"; (c) be "inspired" by Oscar Hammerstein II? Many things on this poster seem very much the #wrongwayround, even misleading! #wtf @Sadlers_Wells #carmenlacubana

@Ryanair Here's the enormous queue of unhappy #angrypassengers @STN_Airport after you cancelled 2 flights at short notice today. I got my "sorry we've cancelled" text AFTER I'd walked into the airport: #toolate to change my Pisa flight online. #badlymanaged #RyanairStrike

Such a wonderful weekend @BuxtonFestival with my @into_opera #OperaUnwrapped prizewinner Pam, fellow member of @NorwichOpera. Here we are together in front of Buxton's jewel-box opera house! #opera #operatravels #englishsummeropera #Verdi #Alzira