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Joined October 2008
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She ran off and left the baby!
WATCH: Terrifying footage shows the moment Brooklyn building collapsed Wednesday, killing eight people and leaving several others in critical condition.
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Nvidia was publicly supporting and developing open models that the public could use for free, effectively bypassing Anthropic and OpenAI.
>Jensen Huang gets ousted from Nvidia literally 12 hours ago >OpenAI and Anthropic immediately form an alliance to back congress to ban AI chip exports to china This was a targeted takedown.
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All these AI skits of Jensen are great examples of how AI extends stuck culture None of these are original. And you wouldn’t be interested in them if they were original The interest comes in the fact that it takes a known property and lightly remixes it for current events But you can’t do this with random videos from TikTok influencers So we get The Office remakes forever
Jensen Huang is guilty 😭🤣 $NVDA
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Jensen did nothing Huang.
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One of the few people ive seen doing the campus tours post Kirk that does him any justice.
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Replying to @marklevinshow
I keep staring at this tweet like it’s an abstract painting. Every time I look at it, I discover another layer. Mark Levin is still using AOL. Mark Levin got locked out of AOL. Mark Levin spent eight hours arguing with AOL tech support, presumably ON A TELEPHONE. And now Mark Levin is going to discuss his AOL troubles on his RADIO SHOW. This isn’t a tweet. It’s a historical artifact out of a 30 year old time capsule. I wonder if he sent it to everyone on Friendster
Folks, I have spent literally the entire day trying to get someone at AOL to unlock my email. For the last eight hours, I have been told that the issue has been escalated to supervisors who would contact me. I haven't heard a thing. You would think that, since I'm one of the last human beings on the face of the Earth still using AOL, they would take care of this. You'd be wrong. So, once this gets resolved, hopefully before the next presidential election, I'm dropping them. (I kept them this long out of convenience, but now I have no reason to keep them.) I'll see you on the radio at 6 p.m., at which time I will address this further.
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Young women don't do things like this for no reason.
NEW: Ole Miss has launched an investigation after multiple women were accused of making monkey noises outside the apartment of three black students. "My daughter sent me this video from her Ring camera at her apartment," Tasha Bolton said on FB. "She’s a freshman at the University of Mississippi. She has 2 black roommates. The girls on the video live upstairs from them." Vice chancellor for student affairs at the University of Mississippi, Shawnboda Mead, says the school has launched an investigation into the incident. "We are committed to following our established processes to ensure a thorough review while prioritizing the safety and well-being of our campus community."
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Republicans were and are losers. Before Donald Trump, they were not even a viable national party. Neocons and RINOs are happy to go back to being happy losers as long as Democrats throw them scraps like the little dogs begging under the table they are. Did you all forget?
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Optimistic Burger retweeted
.@BarackObama had control of every wing of the government. He had massive political capital to make people accountable for the Iraq war and the financial crisis — Instead, he use that political capital to pass a massive financial giveaway to the monopoly health insurance companies that has been incrementally, choking, American individuals, and companies ever since.
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The big construction companies will continue to lobby politicians for cheap illegal labor so they can make an extra buck instead of employing Americans. Not a single politician will enforce the law and arrest these employers. Our country is cooked.
This clip hits harder now
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"We'll just call it something else, like super citizenship."
"There won't be amnesty." - President Donald J. Trump
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No.... please don't.
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Cooked. This place will be South Africa in 20 years.
Trump endorses an amnesty deal with Democrats, saying immigration maximalists are on the “pretty far right” and suggesting that illegals who have been in the US for 10-15 years should have an opportunity to stay. Follow: @AFpost
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You just copy Marvel and make it rated R. Seems like a no brainer to me.
James Gunn and Peter Safran will no longer run DC Studios. Jeremy Latcham, who previously served as a producer at Marvel Studios, is taking over DC. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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Just before the election. 🙄
Breaking: Charlie Kirk murder trial is put on the calendar for June 21, 2028.
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Optimistic Burger retweeted
It’s notable how little coverage Mexico receives in the US, despite its importance to us. Very few Americans could tell you anything about the country’s politics, or how they have evolved
Mexico's military controls numerous businesses (rail lines, airports, seaports, customs houses, hotels, parks, museums, an airline); generals have links with the drug cartels; it engages in fuel smuggling and money laundering. An extractive institution.
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If you’re a millennial, you’ve spent your entire adult life watching the United States engage in action after action in the Middle East without any lasting success, without even a definition of success - and no apparent strategy. It just goes on and on and on and on.
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And she'll get a pardon before the term is over.
Today is my last day as White House Chief of Staff.   Serving President Trump in the White House has been the honor of a lifetime. I’m so proud to have been a part of what we’ve accomplished together from securing our border and cutting taxes to strengthening our economy and putting America First. More than anything, I’m grateful for the extraordinary people I’ve had the privilege of working alongside. While my role may be changing, my commitment to the President and the mission never will.
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