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you may know my story, but not my sandwich. | professional idiot |

Texas, USA
Joined April 2013
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Being sober sucks frfr, gimme that cancer stick
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Exactly this. I'm literally putting 20-year-old PS2 and PS3 discs into a PS5 and playing them today. Imagine if those games were digital-only and the servers had shut down years ago. This is why physical games still matter and always will.
I hate people who dont understand the idea behind having a physical disc with the whole game and compare it with digital being more practical, yes it absolutely is but it has no correlation, digital can be revoked the disc cant, this is why i can still play games from 3 decades ago if i want to, once everything is digital and hard to dump then you will grab your balls and scratch them and see content you love being wiped off... These cucks get fucked and enjoy being fucked, my god what a dumb world
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He’s literally announcing, again, they are cheating.
Trump on Midterms: I think you are going to be pleasantly surprised on Tuesday.
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The new administration in Brazil has hit the ground running. Today they have opened an investigation into JD Vance and his donors, the largest being Peter Thiel.
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Now we’re cooking 😭😭😭
Les americains quand un pays en difficultΓ© commence enfin Γ  se developper
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Why the FUCK did Pokimane show Maya's deepfakes on stream and then deleted the VOD after? Grown ass adult getting salty over her friends forgiving Atrioc that she's willing to resurface gross shit to prove what point???
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Sandwiches that used to be $5 are $15. Cans of pop that used to be 50 cents are $2. The dollar menu is now the $3 menu. The $5 family size bag of chips is $9. Your free side of fries is somehow $5 now. And people will look you dead in the face and say it's a spending issue
every meal is $20
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every meal is $20
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ICE/DHS got hacked and 41,000 employees got their personal information exposed, including ones undercover lmao. May they never know a day of peace.
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Pokimane being so traumatized by the deepfakes that she had the deepfakes up on stream to reiterate that it was the deepfakes that caused this was nutty
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Hey Liberals, they're telling you what we "Tankies" have been saying for ages now. The US accuses all its enemies of being dictators while funding their very own dictators. Your anti-communism has always been beneficial to fascists.
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So apparently Mario Kart Tour had a private apk that was gatekept via a discord server and a brave soul leaked it and now they're having a meltdown over their club not being exclusive anymore
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I love Julian's improvisation in "The Adults Are Talking"
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Legendary actor Sir Patrick Stewart, best known for his roles as Jean-Luc Picard in Star Trek and Professor X in X-Men, has died. He was 86.
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DO. NOT. FALL. FOR. IT. HES SCARED OF LOSING AND IS TRYING TO BRING VOTERS BACK TO HIM. HE IS NOT ON YOUR SIDE. VOTE FOR TALARICO
Ken Paxton calls for the elimination of property taxes in Texas.
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Because they thought food stamps was what black people were getting, so they were ok with it being cut. Meanwhile,they were getting SNAP, not realizing that they're both the same f*cking thing. They deserve it.
People over on TikTok who voted Republican are freaking out because they thought they were on SNAP, not food stamps, and their shit is getting cut.
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Marco Rubio leading FlΓ‘vio Bolsonaro's escape is the biggest receipt that the US was interfering in the Brazilian’s elections.
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THIS SLANDER IS SO GOOD I COULD DIE
Ai bubble bursted in china and hoyoverse hasnt teased any newly designed hsr characters in a while πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€
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Worst possible time to do an ad campaign like this
Thing 1 and Thing 3 were spotted searching for Thing 2 ahead of the release of β€˜THE CAT IN THE HAT’.
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Make no place a safe space for fascists.
Defeated Brazilian presidential candidate FlΓ‘vio Bolsonaro and his family have landed in Miami after fleeing his country. This comes a day after they were granted United States visas by the Trump administration.
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