Chichester, England
Joined April 2011
- Tweets215
- Following123
- Followers36
- Likes549
Steven Relf retweeted
Donald Trump says Keir Starmer is "no Churchill", which may be true, although they have now both stood up to fascists
Steven Relf retweeted
No need for a finger up the bum - a simple PSA blood test is all you need to check for the early signs of Prostate Cancer.
Not all pricks are unbearable, @piersmorgan.
Check your risk here: prostatecanceruk.org/risk-ch…
18+ | GambleAware | @ProstateUK
Steven Relf retweeted
Tesco makes nearly £4bn profit.
Nearly 50% of its workforce are on Universal Credit, receiving about £600m a year.
Why isn't Tesco paying?
Steven Relf retweeted
Benjamin Netanyahu has turned up at the White House with a letter saying Trump should be given a Nobel Peace Prize, a crass, transparent bit of fawning other statesmen wouldn't stoop to
Steven Relf retweeted
Elon Musk tonight on overregulation:
"I got a bunch of nutty stories. SpaceX had to do this study to see if Starship would hit a shark. And I'm like... it's a big ocean. There are a lot of sharks! It’s not impossible, but it’s very unlikely. So we said, 'Fine, we’ll do the analysis. Can you give us the shark data?' They were like, 'No, we can’t give you the shark data.'
Well, then, okay, we’re in a bit of a quandary. How do we solve this shark probability issue? They said, 'Well, we could give it to our western division, but we don’t trust them.' I’m like, 'Am I in a comedy sketch here?!'
Eventually, we got the data and could run the analysis to say, 'Yeah, the sharks are going to be fine.' But they wouldn’t let us proceed with the launch until we did this crazy shark analysis.
Then we thought, 'Okay, now we’re done.' But then they said, 'What about whales?'
When you look at a picture of the Pacific, what percent of the surface area do you see as whale? If Starship did hit a whale, honestly, it’s like the whale had it coming, cause the odds are... so low. It’s like Final Destination: Whale Edition.
And then they said, 'What if the rocket goes underwater, then explodes, and the whales have hearing damage?' This is real!
Steven Relf retweeted
Suella Braverman has said "not even superman" can save the Tories now, clearly forgetting they already have Thor and his mighty hammer
Steven Relf retweeted
A Porsche 911 is no match to the Cybertruck in a race, even with the Porsche 911 being towed
Steven Relf retweeted
I'm a GP. On several occasions mothers have been in tears because they can't afford formula for their baby. There's no support for this situation. I can prescribe certain formulas if I think the baby has a milk allergy. I inform the mum of this and then prescribe 'as a trial'.
Steven Relf retweeted
Charlie Munger: "You don't need perfect. If you're 96% sure, that's all you're entitled to in many cases. I see these people doing due diligence and, the weaker they are as thinkers, the more due diligence they do. It's a way of allaying inner insecurity — but it doesn't work."
Steven Relf retweeted
Happy birthday, Clint! You’ve inspired me, you’ve mentored me, and you’re a wonderful friend. At 93, you prove that heroes don’t retire - they reload. You’re a legend.
Steven Relf retweeted
Here's a few reasons I can think of why Ford announcing they'll use Tesla's NACS is noteworthy:
• Revenue: Tesla will earn a little $$ every time a Ford charges on their network.
• Brand exposure: Introduces Ford customers to the Tesla charging experience and puts them up close at the stalls to Tesla cars. Could lead to more Tesla sales.
• Other deals: Elon made it clear Tesla is happy to help Ford on the software front, and if Ford is happy with this experience maybe they'll license FSD or something else down the line.
• Mission: This obviously accelerates Tesla's mission, and helps EV adoption in general.
• This is a huge vote of confidence from Ford of Tesla's lead in charging infrastructure & technology, and may result in other automakers following Ford's lead.
Steven Relf retweeted
Note: if many people who you follow or like also follow me, it is highly probable that the algorithm will recommend my tweets. It’s not super sophisticated.
In coming months, we will offer the ability to adjust the algorithm to closer match what is most compelling to you.
Steven Relf retweeted
SHOCKING FACT: If you earned £40,000 a day from when Jesus was born to the present day, you would still not make as much as Shell did in profits last year
Steven Relf retweeted
Car parking charges:
• NHS Nurse: £1,300 per year.
• MP: £0.00 per year.
Ban NHS car parking charges.
Steven Relf retweeted
Outrageous
• MPs’ Menu in Parliament: “Pressed duck leg and caper terrine with celeriac & mustard remoulade
& sour dough toast” — Cost: £4.52 (subsidised by you).
• NHS Staff Menu in Hospital: “Macaroni Cheese” — Cost: £7.25 (paid by NHS nurses).
Steven Relf retweeted
You're 23 (twenty-three) times more likely to be prosecuted for benefit than tax crime, even though tax fraud and error costs an estimated £20bn a year compared to £2bn in benefit fraud and error. (h/t @paulwaugh) taxwatchuk.org/tax_crime_vs_…
Steven Relf retweeted
The shocking impact of Brexit was laid bare at todays Treasury Committee
Higher food prices
Reduced wages
Reduced business investment
Falling trade
Business damaged by extra costs & paperwork
Higher inflation
Hugely embarrassing for Sunak & Hunt
Steven Relf retweeted
One of the things I’ve noticed in these last few hours is that so very many people on Twitter are truly awful human beings.
