@OttoMatheny

🐊🐆🏄‍♂️ “say when”

Florida, USA
Joined September 2021
Little kid got SMOKED by an Ohtani home run
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What in the fuck. All day, too. He did this shit numerous times.
Perfect ball by Trevor Lawrence. BTJ has to make this catch. #Jaguars #Jags
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Meanwhile in the stands !😭🤣#WeAreTheKrewe
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Atkins thought he was about that life till he met Baugh😭😭😭😭😭
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There’s pics that go hard, and then there’s this one. 😤🥶
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If Auburn gives up 37 to “Aaron Philo” I will waterboard myself
Prediction Florida 37 Auburn 24
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Replying to @MelechThomas
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Her vote counts just as much as yours, and she votes based on who will punish White people the most.
🚨#BREAKING: A Black woman in York, PA, says she is “PERSONALLY OFFENDED” that officials called Black teens who DRAGGED a White girl off her porch and BEAT HER UNCONSCIOUS... “uncivilized.” "To me, that feels like you're saying that the juveniles in this incident are uncivilized, and I am personally offended by that analogy." She then goes on to argue that “other people” were involved... not just “people of color.” She goes on to ask what the college will do to check the behavior of the (White) STUDENTS who are living off campus... Yes, the ones who were BRUTALLY BEATEN she thinks needs to have their behavior "checked" and educated. This is utterly insane, one of the craziest things I've ever watched in my life.
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THAT’S what I want. ANIMALS. 🐆
Emmanuel Pregnon is ready to make an impact “right now” for the #Jaguars. @BrentASJax
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Make it make sense
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Being a White guy in America who grew up in the 90's today is like being in an episode of the Twilight Zone.
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Seems like just yesterday.
The great Kerwin Bell turns 61 today. Here he is ending Auburn’s national title hopes in 1986 at Florida Field. Maybe we can get @CoachJonSumrall to rate this game-winning 2-point conversion.
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RT @DKThompson: I watched this game in a bar in Souix Falls, South Dakota and I cheered like we won the Super Bowl. No one else cared abo…
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Auburn fans on Saturday when the PA announcer tells them to get on their feet and make some noise
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He looks like he was 5’9” in 6th Grade best baseball player in the state first kid in his town to have sex, and now in his 20s spends every night with his girlfriend smoking pot watching Theo Von podcasts.
Cam Skattebo lookin like your high school bully from the 2000s
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It’s always a message of fear. My entire life. Nuclear winter, killer bees, acid rain, global warming, rebranded climate change, Covid, now AI. Reject the demonic spirit of fear.
2006 vs 2026 “Be worried. Be very worried.” I remember when they said all the polar bears were going to go extinct and Miami was going to be underwater due to melting ice caps.
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There’s a new generation of girls who have never been bullied by Joan Rivers and that’s unfortunate.
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"Xenu was an alien dictator from 75 million years ago who transported billions of beings to Earth, placed them around volcanoes, and killed them with hydrogen bombs. Anyway, I think you & Travis would be great members."
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