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be early here
use metric:
app.metric.xyz/r/tch
swap, provide liquidity
already seen some smart defi chads talking about this since yesterday
something something about a point system which is redacted atm
would recommend using this organically, by that i mean if you already need to swap something, consider doing it on metric
no need forcing trades to farm points cos it's gonna be long farm
yet again i’m telling you, max shorting the anthropic pre-ipo here is one of the best things you can do for yourself
there’s no better place to do it than polymarket rn
🤝 Paid partnership
With everyone trying to get exposure to Anthropic before the IPO, Polymarket Perps has the deepest liquidity on $ANT by a decent margin right now.
They also have a trading comp running with a 3x score boost on it until the 16th. Might be worth checking if you’re already looking at pre-IPO stuff.
NFA & DYOR.
you still don't get it
you're a kaito farmer, im not
i love privacy
i love confidential finance
i love the concept of private defi
it just happens that i have to give max props to @primus_labs cos they're shipping all three
i hope you get it this time
tochi retweeted
crypto kols are scam
crypto projects are scam
now imagine these two coming together, double scam
also people sometimes forget that the market is becoming very efficient and that it's now difficult to shill stuff expecting people to buy into it lol
add that to the fact that participation is low across board
and even free mints don't get filled these days... state of the crypto
Crypto Twitter KOLs are a fucking scam. And we have the numbers to prove why.
We hired 200+ KOLs with 10M+ combined followers. Every single one had a 400+ Sorsa score and 100+ Smart Followers. Most had 1,000+ Sorsa.
200+ KOLs posted twice each.
Our result? 280 NFTs sold at $5.
Now let’s talk about this circus.
Fake views. Fake likes. AI-generated replies that don’t even understand what the project does. The same fucking accounts liking and replying to each other in engagement groups, recycling engagement and pretending they’re influential.
You have 200K followers but can’t prove you have actual buyers. You’re scared of referral deals because deep down you know nobody will click your links, buy anything or convert.
YOU HAVE BOTTED FOLLOWERS, NOT INFLUENCE.
And the funniest part? You genuinely think you’re marketing professionals. You’re a bunch of engagement farmers playing influencer, selling fake numbers to projects and calling it a career.
Our team tested this firsthand. We were ready to pay for influence, but got fucking nothing.
And you wonder why CT is dying? Why projects are cutting deals? Why marketing teams are moving to TikTok and Instagram?
BECAUSE NOBODY WANTS TO PAY FOR YOUR BULLSHIT ANYMORE.
Honestly, go work at McDonald’s. At least you’ll serve people something useful instead of selling projects fake engagement and pretending to be important.
200+ KOLs. 10M+ followers. 280 NFTs sold.
That’s your fucking influence.
tochi retweeted
delete kast
install plasma
plasma.org/download/TCHH26
enjoy real life crypto spending void of this bait and switch and all other shenanigans
and most importantly enjoy cashbacksssss
On the email users got, about converting points for KAST Pioneer Units. Let me say this, and then will leave it for you to absorb.
—-
First -
We are super limited in the language we can use, because of country-by-country rules. Use that for context, in what we released.
Second -
We didn’t just come up with some program out of thin air. The conversion of points to KAST Pioneer Units, came after a long and super expensive process with Tier 1 law firms, and with approvals from investors to create this setup. It literally cost us millions just to setup. We got legal opinions on dozens of countries. Obviously, we would only do this because we are really trying our absolute best to create a strong program for the community.
Third -
Just to reconfirm.
The KAST Pioneer Units, will be issued by a KAST-linked SPV. This is the only practical step for issuance globally. The points will convert to the KAST Pioneer Units.
There will be periodic cash out events. We can’t legally promise you the amounts, the dates, whether it goes up or down. No surprise in that.
But we are putting in the hard work, so the community gets an outcome aligned to the success of KAST.
The only thing you have to do, is quickly accept the conversion, details early December in app.
Fourth -
Why is there no token? Because no single project in the crypto card or Neobank space in history, has ever delivered a token which is not down. Tokens are almost always not aligned to the community. The founders and team most often end up with a treasury they wholly control, they along with investors cash out, and the token holders deal with the volatility and the ultimate decrease in price.
By not launching a token, our team and investors get none of that optionality. They stay locked in equity. To date, I have personally only net purchased equity in KAST and never sold.
Launching a token completely counter to our ambition to build a $100B+ company. We believe the KAST Pioneer Units will be the best long term outcome, and in time people will realise this.
Finally -
We understand that in a market which is very far down, many are looking for anyway to cash out. We get it. There is real pain in crypto prices, many have seen their wealth fall substantially.
But still strongly believe the KAST Pioneer Units, issued by the SPV, will ultimately prove to be the right decision. Time be our witness.
Thanks all.
(Note: I won’t respond to most comments, as I’m keeping to approved language)
tochi retweeted
max short anthropic pre-IPO here
get a 3x boost, enter top 50, and earn from the $50k reward pool
🤝 Paid partnership
ANNOUNCING: The first Polymarket Perps Trading Competition.
$50K paid out to the top 50 traders on Polymarket Perps, with 3× boosted scoring on Anthropic pre-IPO ($ANT)
Live now through Nov 16.
Join here: polymarket.com/r/perps-comp
can’t believe a devOP engineer fell for a malicious google ad
at the barest minimum, part of your your opsec model should include not downloading random shït on your work laptop
knew that guy was a larp
it’s insane the levels competitors go to promote their stuff
says a lot about their ethos
. @jujudog69 if you're going to lie and forge a legal document, put some effort in
"LIQUIDITY DISTRIBUTION TELEMETRY”
Are you fucking serious? 😂 We would never hire a dev this stupid.
1) You're a larp promoting a competitor (and not doing it subtly)
2) Bubblemaps is a small team. We know the employees. You were never one.
3) Your whole fake contract is complete slop with wrong emails, wrong addresses.
Try harder next time bro
tochi retweeted
. @jujudog69 if you're going to lie and forge a legal document, put some effort in
"LIQUIDITY DISTRIBUTION TELEMETRY”
Are you fucking serious? 😂 We would never hire a dev this stupid.
1) You're a larp promoting a competitor (and not doing it subtly)
2) Bubblemaps is a small team. We know the employees. You were never one.
3) Your whole fake contract is complete slop with wrong emails, wrong addresses.
Try harder next time bro
What a pitiful attempt at forgery:
• You're a larp promoting your own bubble map competitor
• This is not our CEO's email (anyone who's ever been in touch with him can confirm)
• You got the headquarters address wrong. It's our current one, but your fake contract is dated April 2025 and we were NOT based there then. Our legal records are public 😂
• Bubblemaps is 10 dudes and a dog. We know all the ex employees. You're not one of them.
• Your whole doc is AI slop with tons of inconsistencies
Work on your shitty app instead of wasting everyone's time
"hey guys don't copy trade me OK
im telling you this right NOW dont do it guys!!!
im gonna buy some micro caps and if you copy me its not my fault if they pump and dump right after because im telling you right NOW not to copy me okay?
follow me on pumpfun btw but MAKE SURE you don't copy trade me OK?
just ignore the notifications that the app that was literally built to encourage copy trading sends you every time i buy or sell, because i dont want you to copy me, OK?!"
totally agree that privacy is security
the less people know about your stuff, the more secured it is
think about it this way...
privacy protects info about you, your assets and activities from being exposed
exposure is what what creates the security risk
id take crypto for example...
with your wallet address, someone can gather a lot of info about you, from your balance to spending habits
while they can't steal your funds simply by knowing your wallet address, they can use that info to identify you as a target for phishing, social engineering and even irl attacks
it's why i think projects like @primus_labs building privacy infras will always find pmf, especially if they dev goodly
life's peaceful wen you have privacy
max short anthropic pre-IPO here
get a 3x boost, enter top 50, and earn from the $50k reward pool
🤝 Paid partnership
ANNOUNCING: The first Polymarket Perps Trading Competition.
$50K paid out to the top 50 traders on Polymarket Perps, with 3× boosted scoring on Anthropic pre-IPO ($ANT)
Live now through Nov 16.
Join here: polymarket.com/r/perps-comp
delete kast
install plasma
plasma.org/download/TCHH26
enjoy real life crypto spending void of this bait and switch and all other shenanigans
and most importantly enjoy cashbacksssss
On the email users got, about converting points for KAST Pioneer Units. Let me say this, and then will leave it for you to absorb.
—-
First -
We are super limited in the language we can use, because of country-by-country rules. Use that for context, in what we released.
Second -
We didn’t just come up with some program out of thin air. The conversion of points to KAST Pioneer Units, came after a long and super expensive process with Tier 1 law firms, and with approvals from investors to create this setup. It literally cost us millions just to setup. We got legal opinions on dozens of countries. Obviously, we would only do this because we are really trying our absolute best to create a strong program for the community.
Third -
Just to reconfirm.
The KAST Pioneer Units, will be issued by a KAST-linked SPV. This is the only practical step for issuance globally. The points will convert to the KAST Pioneer Units.
There will be periodic cash out events. We can’t legally promise you the amounts, the dates, whether it goes up or down. No surprise in that.
But we are putting in the hard work, so the community gets an outcome aligned to the success of KAST.
The only thing you have to do, is quickly accept the conversion, details early December in app.
Fourth -
Why is there no token? Because no single project in the crypto card or Neobank space in history, has ever delivered a token which is not down. Tokens are almost always not aligned to the community. The founders and team most often end up with a treasury they wholly control, they along with investors cash out, and the token holders deal with the volatility and the ultimate decrease in price.
By not launching a token, our team and investors get none of that optionality. They stay locked in equity. To date, I have personally only net purchased equity in KAST and never sold.
Launching a token completely counter to our ambition to build a $100B+ company. We believe the KAST Pioneer Units will be the best long term outcome, and in time people will realise this.
Finally -
We understand that in a market which is very far down, many are looking for anyway to cash out. We get it. There is real pain in crypto prices, many have seen their wealth fall substantially.
But still strongly believe the KAST Pioneer Units, issued by the SPV, will ultimately prove to be the right decision. Time be our witness.
Thanks all.
(Note: I won’t respond to most comments, as I’m keeping to approved language)