Reading these as a teenager shaped who I am, and what I read, to this day.

we're doing games now? Ok, but its gonna get weird.

If you add up all the Facebook, Twitter, and Discord posts I've typed up, then deleted without posting, it would make one snarky chunk of commentary—somewhere between Andy Rooney and Larry Correia, though not as well worded. So those backspaces are for the best, really.

A dormant volcano is not the sort of hill I'd die on.

Good morning.

The rising price of Whey protein might tip my hand towards grilling chicken breast every single week.

I'm thinking about donating my theramin to Goodwill. I haven't touched it in years.

Some of my favorite albums to spin during the fall. What about you?

"Overnight oatmeal" was always a psyop. You can eat old fashioned oats after a 15 minute soak.

Yeah but it's not really fair to base a study COMPLETELY on me, amiright fellas?

Excited to read (and contribute to) this upcoming micro-anthology from Mythic Picnic!

Starting to think the increase in functional illiteracy is not a bug in the government education system: it's a main feature.

Temps finally below the 100s and 90s. Went for an evening walk with the family for the first time since spring. Smelled barbecue and backyard firepits. That's the stuff right there.

There are two types of Christians in the world. Those who say Augustine, and the ones who pronounce it Augustine instead.

Look buddy, I've made it 40 plus years without knowing which beat to clap on, and I ain't gonna start now.

In every group, online or real life, the same thought remains. I am the only one here like me.