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Don't follow if easily offended. All for fun. If you’re following via a school account, you might want to rethink your actions

 Avoiding Jackie at all costs
Joined July 2013
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It’s so great to see the hockey girls finally getting some air time. Thank you @BBCOne !
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Leave Pringle alone used to love him. I had one of his jumpers and everything! 😜
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I can’t believe it’s only got 6 retweets. Hockey is so great
England Hockey (@EnglandHockey) profile pictureEngland Hockey@EnglandHockey24 May 2020
How many of these do you think you could complete before dropping the ball? 🤔 Another great skills video from the @hockey3style guys - check them out on Instagram 🔥
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PE Jocks@PEJocks20 Apr 2015
#ThingsThatKidsSimplyCannotOperate "How do I reset it?" "Mine doesn't work!" "Go back mate - I didn't start it"
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PE Jocks@PEJocks20 Apr 2015
#ThingsThatKidsSimplyCannotOperate "Sir I can't get my leg through the black bit"
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PE Jocks@PEJocks12 May 2015
#SchoolCricket That dickhead teacher from the local comp who's been waiting to use this one for the last 3 years...
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PE Jocks@PEJocks14 Jun 2015
I could tell you one thing you could do with it Jarrod...
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PE Jocks@PEJocks6 Jun 2016
Jackie (in the wide brim hat) positions the deep fielders during this afternoon's Y10 girls' rounders lesson
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PE Jocks@PEJocks22 Nov 2016
Hopefully still getting hidden in the store cupboard when Ofsted come. Watching Jackie finally retire. Or possibly flogging apps to teachers
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PE Jocks@PEJocks18 Jan 2017
When I often consider retiring the Jock, it's reading things like this that makes me realise there's still so much to be done
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PE Jocks@PEJocks21 May 2017
For fuck's sake, someone just say "iPad". Talk about blocking a guy's punchline
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First question is from Lynn in Skipton ...
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PE Jocks@PEJocks25 Oct 2017
An ex-colleague of mine got chlamydia off a 6th former if that counts? nitter.cf/oldandrewuk/status/923…
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What's the worst injury you've suffered while working as a teacher?
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PE Jocks@PEJocks8 Dec 2017
#WeveAllGotTheKidWho You’d put your mortgage on getting called for moderation. You know, the one who REALLY needed a high mark & we REALLY didn’t expect Boccia to be seen
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PE Jocks@PEJocks8 Feb 2018
#Nobservation An OFSTED inspector told me I was aggressive & abusive towards the students. I told him to fuck off & offered him a scrap round the back of the boiler house
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PE Jocks@PEJocks11 Mar 2018
I’ve been claiming to have been snowed-in for the last week & a half. Am I pushing it if I try again tomorrow?
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PE Jocks@PEJocks20 Mar 2018
#YouShouldNeverTrust The bloke who tells you “we’re not that strong. Got a couple of our academy lads missing & our centre forward’s on holiday”
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PE Jocks@PEJocks25 Apr 2018
“Justin Gatlin” - neck a pre-lesson can of monster, a tube of blue Smarties & just generally be a right twat nitter.cf/ryanforwoodpe/status/9…
Ryan Parker (@RyanParkerPE) profile pictureRyan Parker@RyanParkerPE24 Apr 2018
Simple athletics warm up which can be teacher or student led: call out athletes name, students react: Laura Muir (jogging) Greg Rutherford (1 foot to 2 foot jumps) Katarina Johnson-Thompson (high knee skips) Adam Gemili (sprinting on the spot). Got any more?
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PE Jocks@PEJocks7 May 2018
If our student has got his polo shirt sleeves rolled up again tomorrow, I’m failing the bastard
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PE Jocks@PEJocks12 May 2018
Sorry James. Unless she managed to sneak out for a while in between trying to convince me Rounders is a real sport, ordering more Netballs & doing the 1500m “mannequin challenge” with her Y9’s, the old leathery bitch was with us all day nitter.cf/jamesryork/status/9950…
Yorks (@jamesryork) profile pictureYorks@jamesryork11 May 2018
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@PEJocks we had actual Jackie today on supply at our place. Stunk of Savlon. That’s her right?
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