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We get it, hypergamy is a problem. Have you tried trickery?

Dear Yankees, if you need another reason to cancel those flights or turn the rental car around before you hit the state line, here it is. 🚨 Our coastlines are no longer safe for your fragile, paper-thin pale skin. What you’re looking at is a scene locals will tell you happens at every tourist beach in Florida once the temperature drops and the northern blood starts circulating. The sharks and gators have developed a very specific taste for it and now actively patrol the shallows looking for feet with Birkenstock tan lines and ankles still carrying the faint scent of airport Starbucks. Here you see two of our most dangerous apex predators actively fighting over the remaining scraps of a fake service poodle while the family from Colorado’s non-binary son films the whole catastrophe hoping he can file a lawsuit against the local wildlife for DEI hate crimes. Us locals know which beaches are still safe. We also know which ones only look safe until the first person from New Jersey steps in past their knees. No, we will not tell you the difference. Enjoy the shallows. 🐊🦈

What you can’t remember will haunt you. Halloween is only the beginning in Jeremy Saulnier’s run-like-hell thriller SLAYGROUND, in theaters January 29.

BREAKING: Historic Iwo Jima statue in VA (built in 1945) just decapitated by Miguel Soriano Immigration status not known

Hellraiser is about a woman blowing up her whole life and family because only a thrill seeking sociopath buries her needle. The cenobites are incidental and their lore outside the text is uninteresting. The daughter is there to bear witness.

Black Sunday (1960) Barbara Steele