President Voldemort

Can you imagine what the outcry would be if one of The Weird Sisters, failing career and all, had aimed their wand at Dumbledore? #Azkaban!

Great progress at Saint Mungo's. Improvements being made - #DeathEaters coming together! #VOTUS #Budget2017 #ThursdayThoughts

Crucio is unforgivable. The government would never sanction that! You can't believe everything you hear #IllegalLeaks #FAKENEWS

We must fix our education system for our kids to Make America Magical Again. More Dark Arts. Less Muggle Studies. Just Bad. #Umbridge #Devos

St. Mungo's is hurting small business owners. How can businesses charge their employees for care if they get healed for free? #VOTUS #POTUS

It's so pathetic the Muggle Lovers still haven't approved my full Cabinet. Dumbledore's took longer still, but I'm special... Bad! #VOTUS

Since Election Day, the Stock Market has posted 3.2 trillion Galleon GAINS and consumer confidence at a 15 year high. #NotCosOfDumbledore

The so-called angry crowds in home districts of some #DeathEaters are actually, in numerous cases, planned out by #Muggle activists. Sad

My statement about Sweden was in reference to a story that was I heard from #DeathEaters about immigrants & Sweden. #realfacts #VOTUS

(2/2) are having problems like they never thought possible. why isn't The Prophet reporting this??? Just bad. #FAKENEWS

(1/2) You look at what's happening last night in Sweden ... Sweden ... who would believe this? Sweden, they took in large numbers, they

I inherited a MESS from Muggle-Loving Dumbledore and am in the process of fixing it. Terrible. #MagicIsMight #VOTUS @POTUS @jk_rowling

Don't believe The Prophet (fake news). The Pure Blood House is running VERY WELL!!! #VOTUS #TrumpRally

Diabetes comes from Diet Pumpkin Juice, not chocolate. Trust me. I've said it before. I've never seen a skinny girl drink Diet.

DRUGS ARE BECOMING CHEAPER THAN CHOCOLATE FROGS! #MAGICISMIGHT #TrumpPressConference #Pressconference

(3/3) business dealings prior to election. Trust me. These talks have been more productive than your Muggle loving brains would understand.

(2/3) moving toward stability and peace in the most troubled regions of the world, which there are many. None of which were caused by my

(1/3) I've had many productive talks with many foreign leaders, whether they agree isn't relevant, I know they were productive. We're

I ran for president to represent the Pure Bloods of our country. I am here to change the broken system, so it serves their families well.

FAKE NEWS Prophet, which makes up stories and "sources," is far more effective than the discredited Muggle Lovers- but they are fading fast!