Big clubs, big games, great player, top manager. Simply the best. Bringing outstanding PR and ordinary football results wherever I go. PARODY.
Ipswich (for the time being).
Joined October 2012
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Pleased to confirm that this time next year, the Pride of East Anglia, Ipswich Town Football Club, will be closer to the Premier League than Norwich City. #itfc
This Paul isn’t much better than the last Paul who was better than the previous Paul who was worse than the first Paul. Who was fucking shit.
#appauling
Anyone heard from those new American owners recently? Hope they’re ok. All been very quiet since the football season started. #itfc
Paul Cook making all the other Pauls who have managed Ipswich look good. Some achievement. #itfc
To use a Big Mickism, Chambo and Skuse are 2 proper blokes.
Without them & their professionalism, commitment & passion for the club, things would have been even worse in last few years. Good luck to them both in the future. #itfc
When I heard Ipswich had signed a deal with a global superstar, used to big crowds and high pressure, who had played in Germany, I thought I might have got my old job back.
Good to see us appointing all these people from Bristol City. They have lost 24 of their last 41 games so should fit in well here. #itfc
Delusional Paul ITFC retweeted
@geoff20man If Ashton is on next week’s SOTS, can you ask about:
• the injuries since 2018 & Andy Rolls’ role (he’s MA’s friend, sacked at WHU & Arsenal)
• is Werhun a family member
• scattergun recruitment, latest accounts
• what’s the plan with OOC players
Go get him Geoff
Cook v Ashton will be the battle of the summer.
Both have big egos, both want total control. Both talk a great game. One has a track record of success wherever he’s been. The other one doesn’t.
No chance they can work together.
Who you going to back @berkebakay @bmjcrew28 ?
Thoughts tonight with the fire and police officers of Arizona.
They’ve invested £40m in an incompetent football team & appointed a CEO whose biggest career success seems to have been to unite all fans of his previous clubs into thinking he’s not very good at his job....
#itfc
Delusional Paul ITFC retweeted
Goodwill from some fees received completely wiped out by..
- Terrible recruitment
- Overseeing shambolic medical department
- Cleansing club of respected staff to be replaced with own mates
- Abysmal communication/engagement
- Worse squad than what he inherited.
Loathsome bloke. – at Bristol, England
Delusional Paul ITFC retweeted
There's alot to be desired from a business perspective. He brought a plan of stability and did some great things at City. But his ego, his crave for power, among other things, will forever leave a bitter taste.
Hope hes a massive success for Ipswich, but qont be missed
Delusional Paul ITFC retweeted
“Logic dictates there must be more than one person with a good word to say about Mark Ashton’s reign as Watford’s chief executive, but I have yet to meet them.”
A damning Watford perspective on the slimeball running our club into the mud #AshtonOut watfordobserver.co.uk/sport/…
Delusional Paul ITFC retweeted
Watford FC say 'We're completely vindicated' after former CEO Mark Ashton backs down from legal challenge http://j.mp/3EK2jz
Here’s the thing. You can rearrange the deck chairs on the Titanic, you can even get someone different to captain the ship. But if there’s a huge fucking hole in the boat, you’re still going to sink. #evansout
And so the famous Marcus Evans cycle repeats:
1. Sack manager (usually called Paul)
2. Appoint manager (usually called Paul)
3. Everything’s going to be great
4. Give him 5 year contract
5. Announce new 5 point plan
5. Give him no support.
6. Sack manager
#bringontheyanks