Jordan Collins (@PRQDUCt) profile picture
Joined July 2012
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The Bachelor embodies everything that's wrong with TV today.
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"There is only one race. The human race."
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@WhoIsJarron Well he is the Jim to Martin Freeman's Tim from The Office U.K.
@WhoIsJarron @hannahdeal12 Congratulations. I hope this journey grants many laughs, chuckles, and feels to you. You have my blessing.
Just passed Progressive Baptist Church. Kind of an oxymoron. Unless it’s sponsored by an insurance company.
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Cereal is the perfect meal because you can hold your food and drink in one hand while you watch Netflix.
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Thanks North Face for cutting edge technology that keeps people warm from their cars to the front door of Starbucks.
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We're doing it together ... read John 15 in the first 15 minutes of your day. Do it now. Then again tomorrow before you check Twitter. :)
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Sometimes the worship leader plays like he's in jail: behind a few bars and can't find a key.
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You might be mixing too quiet if a sneeze from the other side of the auditorium disrupts worship. #HolyGhostSneeze #CrankThatBass
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The perfect pedal for your guitarist this Christmas!!
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Sorry guitarist, you REALLY don't need to go turning on that fuzz pedal in the middle of 10,000 Reasons.
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People like grapes.
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