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the cops are coming

polyculed up at the costco

considering crowdfunding a good friday night out @ the club

homie said my ass is “vaguely fuckable” i’ll call that a win

walkin into work an hour late like HEY WASSUP HELLO

“firebird>>>> rite of spring” tattoo but hidden to the left of it all is “3 pieces for string quartet” i just appreciate stravinsky for being DL and a huge troll too. he had some good chords and melodies.

one of the beautifulest things evr made

he almost bit me with his NASTY teeth when i put this on <33

when i record vocals at home i legitimately do this 🙊

you’re the type of guy i would push Up the stairs

i love to dancing and i love my shrimp

when you were the tenderest member of the threesome but you also didn’t sleep after when the other 2 zonked out, you just kept listening to the same 8 songs on repeat blaring from one of their phones and you couldn’t muster the energy to turn it off and now every time you hear

walk your inner dog