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// christmas season is coming up in a few months now… I wanna give this cat so many girlfriends and boyfriends right neowwwww 🥹🥹🥹
“ …maybeeee it isssssss. ”
The feline steps forward, handing the guitar-shaped gift to the lynx. It was… a poorly-done wrap, but it was wrapped, nonetheless.
“ Sorry about borrowing it, nyeheh! I wanted to work on my wrapping skills ahead of Christmas time. ”
“ …maybe I diiiiidddd. ”
The purple cat’s eyes dart from left to right.
A suspiciously guitar-shaped gift suddenly appears in his hands.
“ …nahhh, not really. Could be anywhere, though, eheheh… ”
Bob may or may not have put it somewhere else.
// I hope y’all know I base this portrayal of Bob after the early-mid 2000s. I think it’d be funnier to have a guy who wanders around Earth with only a flip phone and an MP3 player on hand, seeing people with these “smart phones” and “tik toks”
“ Heheh, thanks. I try to keep myself… lookin’ just fine. ”
The cat brushes his shirt sleeves for a minute, making sure to rid of any dust, lint or leftover fur.
“ I’d be fine with that, yeah. Any places here in this ‘Hometown’ nya wanna go to, pthhpth…?
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“ …awh, c’mooooonnnn. Only thirty-five, hon? Heh, I gotta say, nya look AMAZING for your age! Pthhpth.
That being said, though… heh, we ain’t got much an age gap, ‘cause I’m twenty-five. ”
“ …heh, with all the fine-lookin’ women I’m seeing around here? I think that title’s gonna be fitting in about… I’d say a few days. Two, max. ”
“ Hey, it ain’t MY fault that your mom’s smokin’ hot! I’m gonna try my luck, see if she’d be open to a date or two… heheh. ”