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trade[XYZ] and ICE, owner of the New York Stock Exchange, are joining forces to bring 24/7 perpetual futures on Hyperliquid to the United States. In just over a year, our markets on Hyperliquid have surpassed $650 billion in volume. They provide continuous price discovery for stocks, indices, and commodities, and have become trusted reference points for retail and institutions alike when traditional markets are closed. Much of the world trades them. Until now, Americans could only watch. We intend to change that. Subject to CFTC approval, trade[XYZ] and ICE plan to establish a new, dedicated U.S. market, with novel exchange and clearing infrastructure built on Hyperliquid. Planned contracts span equities, indices, commodities, FX, and crypto, with access through participating brokers and platforms. We’ll share more on products, eligibility, and timing as approvals progress. ICE brings more than 25 years of experience operating regulated markets, clearing, and managing risk. trade[XYZ] brings the product development, market design, and technology behind the most liquid and robust markets on Hyperliquid. Innovation and the protections of U.S. regulation shouldn’t be a trade-off. Together, we plan to prove it. ICE is making a strategic investment in trade[XYZ] and joins us in building towards the future of Hyperliquid. A small group of market luminaries is joining as well, beginning with Stan Druckenmiller. For more than four decades, few investors have anticipated the great turns in markets as often as Stan. We’re proud to have him with us for the next one. We’re building the U.S. market in parallel with our existing HIP-3 markets, which we’ll continue to expand and innovate on. We expect both to flourish. They each have a long road map ahead, from new asset classes to new ways to trade them. To the Hyperliquid community, whether you were here before us or came because of us, thank you. You took a chance on new markets and you made them matter. You’ll forever be a part of this story. Anything. Anytime. On ICE[XYZ].
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Captain Panican retweeted
The United States is about to go through a very Japanese time in its life
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gVAR Funding rate spreads between Variational and other exchanges are free money for farmers. We built a dashboard comparing rates across every major CEX and DEX to find the best arb opportunities and generate yield. Identify. Hedge. Collect. tryvariational.xyz/rates
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Longing $50k KITE on Variational and shorting the same amount on EdgeX would earn you about $7300+ per day at these rates. tryvariational.xyz/rates
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Time to update your website buddy
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Incredible call lads 😆
Hot takes for 2026: @AviFelman @jvb_xyz • Meme coins aren't coming back • Altcoin bear market continues • Shorting crypto finally works • BTC & privacy coins destroy shitcoins → Long $BTC, $XMR, $ZEC → Short $DOT, $WLD, $WIF, $PEPE
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Your coins are your coins. Don’t let them be clubbed into dank submission. Be on the watch, there are ways out. There is a light somewhere. It may not be much light but it beats the darkness. The gods will offer you chances: know them, take them. You can’t beat death but you can beat death in life, sometimes. Happy new year.
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I heard Trump will be banning usage of the $2k stimmy checks for buying bitcoin because it’s the four year cycle top and so 2026 will be bearish and Trump wanted to respect this so won’t let stimmy checks pump bitcoin
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Captain Panican retweeted
Gossip tweet. Saw a couple of posts on this topic: If you didn’t know my main competitor was part of my incubator (now run by my girl bc it’s not a good use of my time) He lost everyone money (unsurprisingly). Not to sound passive aggressive but he’ll probably lose your money this time too In fact I barely remember interacting with him bc he was so insignificant and one of my minions had to remind me this even happened His girl was texting me non stop for months but I kept ghosting her. At some point I might get in touch with her especially if she hits the gym As for his current venture - I am pretty sure we don’t have a stake in it. We might. If we did it’s probably not even on my radar Regardless, we support all builders and I am definitely not thinking about this competitor 24/7 and actively plotting his destruction
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Captain Panican retweeted
Even after I explained that the tech is broken, my ketamine dealer asked me to pay him in monero. I went ahead and called the cops on him. We don’t need these types of criminals on the streets. You either use my bags to do crime or you go to jail
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Captain Panican retweeted
Think the Trump family ruins crypto forever honestly It’ll end up like every other one of his businesses Unfortunate but at least I know when to fully exit forever I mean coinbase sponsors the military and we cheer for blackrock to steal everyone’s coins It’s over
Tron plans to go pubic and form a MSTR type company with Eric Trump
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fwiw i think we could eliminate a lot of hate and fear if we just all fucked each other
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You should remember every single person who said these were smart people with a coherent plan There are very few precious moments where you get to clock people’s judgement - and we just lived through one. Don’t waste it.
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Captain Panican retweeted
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Captain Panican retweeted
Shorting $SOL @ any and all prices is the closest thing to a free trade you’ll get all month.
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Captain Panican retweeted
Communism is the anti-human peak of evil but bombing kids is based 👍
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The fact that the richest man on earth is paying someone to play a video game for him around the clock, so that he can pretend to be one of the best players in the world to his Twitter followers would be hilarious if it wasn’t so incredibly sad.
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Proof you don't need basic reading comprehension to make a shit load of money in crypto.
Ok yeah, so AGI basically confirmed for 2025. Many of these agents with jobs are going to require financial autonomy to make transactions, investments, etc- and crypto is exactly what will enable these new economies. AI x Crypto is going to be wild this year.
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Captain Panican retweeted
2024 Crypto Year in Review
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