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Hoosiers. Stand up. Bourbon.

Joined April 2009
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This world is obsessed with 2 things: 1. Being hypersensitive 2. Playing the blame game. Chill. The. Fuck. Out.
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I’ve been with my wife for 8 years and last night she made me laugh so hard I cried and nearly puked.
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It’s also impossible to watch this video with your mouth closed.
It is impossible to watch this video with your mouth closed.
It’s nice watching other men risk their life on TikTok so you don’t have to 😂
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If the second you hear something you don’t like, you get defensive and stop listening, how the fuck are we ever going to create change?
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So does anyone else try to hide the halloween candy wrappers at the bottom of the trash can so their spouse doesn’t shame them or is that just me?
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😂 How Hood Dudes Be When They Trying To Play Golf For The First Time!😂🏌️‍♂️
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I CANNOT WAIT TO WATCH THIS!!!
My new series THE CABIN starts streaming on @Netflixisajoke October 13. HERE is the trailer.
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This whole thing is funny. The trailer and the full thing on youtube...
Trailer for new thing I made with @NetflixIsAJoke -- Full 22 minute version: youtube.com/watch?v=frm3UkzM…
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Replying to @RexChapman
Here's the follow up. Don't say Twitter doesn't teach the kids. nitter.cf/sarcasticstyle/status/…
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When your safari guide has a literal set of brass balls nitter.cf/Mens_Corner_/status/13…
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There’s a certain endorphin that enters the brain when you’re able to work from home with windows open while drinking coffee and wearing sweatpants.
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Well played 🤣😂😅
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I told @SnoopDogg I’ve been singing “I drop rhymes like potatoes” for the past 17 years - today I found out I was wrong. What Snoop lyrics have you misheard??
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I went thru all 5 (+1) stages of grief in this one -Denial -Anger -Bargaining -Depression -Acceptance -Laughing hysterically If you can’t get thru all the steps, just watch it again and again until it happens.
Jaw-dropping full report on Utah anti-mask protest.
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Delusion is only delusional when you don’t accomplish the goal of making your delusion a reality. —Mike Tyson on JRE 1532 Damn. There’s a reason he’s the baddest man in the planet.
First initial reaction is to laugh or call him weird. Then as what he says marinates, you realize that you could only hope to feel that way about your own career.
The top isn’t defined by anyone but Nic Cage
I look forward to the day when posting dance videos goes out of style. I’m also fearful of what content will take its place.