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This world is obsessed with 2 things: 1. Being hypersensitive 2. Playing the blame game.
Chill. The. Fuck. Out.
I’ve been with my wife for 8 years and last night she made me laugh so hard I cried and nearly puked.
Dane retweeted
If the second you hear something you don’t like, you get defensive and stop listening, how the fuck are we ever going to create change?
So does anyone else try to hide the halloween candy wrappers at the bottom of the trash can so their spouse doesn’t shame them or is that just me?
I CANNOT WAIT TO WATCH THIS!!!
Dane retweeted
This whole thing is funny. The trailer and the full thing on youtube...
Trailer for new thing I made with @NetflixIsAJoke --
Full 22 minute version:
youtube.com/watch?v=frm3UkzM…
Dane retweeted
Replying to @RexChapman
Here's the follow up. Don't say Twitter doesn't teach the kids.
nitter.cf/sarcasticstyle/status/…
Dane retweeted
When your safari guide has a literal set of brass balls nitter.cf/Mens_Corner_/status/13…
There’s a certain endorphin that enters the brain when you’re able to work from home with windows open while drinking coffee and wearing sweatpants.
Dane retweeted
I told @SnoopDogg I’ve been singing “I drop rhymes like potatoes” for the past 17 years - today I found out I was wrong. What Snoop lyrics have you misheard??
I went thru all 5 (+1) stages of grief in this one
-Denial
-Anger
-Bargaining
-Depression
-Acceptance
-Laughing hysterically
If you can’t get thru all the steps, just watch it again and again until it happens.
Delusion is only delusional when you don’t accomplish the goal of making your delusion a reality. —Mike Tyson on JRE 1532
Damn. There’s a reason he’s the baddest man in the planet.
First initial reaction is to laugh or call him weird.
Then as what he says marinates, you realize that you could only hope to feel that way about your own career.












