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Crypto Bro, Skydiver, Self Proclaimed Comedian.

Chicago, IL
Joined December 2023
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This is bullish AF
The new Telcoin Network website is live. Network, MNOs, developers, TELx liquidity, governance and docs, all in one place. The internet of money, powered by mobile operators. Www.telcoin.network
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I love $Tel and I am rooting for it, but lets not pretend that everyone doesn’t already use their phone for all their banking/crypto purchases already. Anyone can seamlessly move money in and out of over 10 wallets. What am I missing?
The quiet click of a lock turning at dawn is more powerful than any shouted manifesto. Bitcoin began as a pure rebel song against the banks, a digital campfire where no one needed permission. Yet the people who actually got paid watched it walk, step by measured step, into the marble halls—ETFs, custody desks, lending lines—because that is where the capital lives and where the liquidity that makes holders smile gets built. Fighting the system while expecting profits is like planting seeds in the middle of a busy road and then blaming the traffic when nothing grows. Telcoin chose a different path from the start: not to burn the old maps, but to draw new roads that connect what already works. It holds the first U.S. Digital Asset Depository Institution charter, a Nebraska-signed key that turns a phone into a regulated on-ramp for eUSD and real bank accounts. Telecom operators—the same networks that already reach billions of pockets—are the validators securing the chain. Maintenance windows close on schedule, systems light back up green, and the quiet work of connecting dollars to digital cash continues. This is not anti-bank theater. It is the practical craft of building rails that people will actually use, so the value does not stay trapped in slogans. The missed angle is simple: the purest anti-bank stance often leaves the holder watching from the sidelines while the integrated builders collect the tolls. Bitcoin proved the thesis by eventually needing the system it once rejected. Telcoin is writing the next chapter in advance—regulated banking married to mobile networks—so the road ahead is one where holders can smile because real money is moving, not because the fight was loud. The maintenance is done. The systems are operational. The charter is signed. The network is next. Stack quietly and keep walking. #Tel #Telcoin
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If you believed in ethereum:0x467bccd9d29f223bce8043b84e8c8b282827790f at $0.06 before they had a bank, and you aren’t buying at $0.0014 I don’t know what to Tel ya.
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Truth be $Tel led
$tel again takes the high road: They won't say it, but I will. They're waiting on other people. Just like the law, the bank licence, the audits, and now the MNOs, what people claim are "delays" from the team are just the price of waiting for other people to catch up.
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Just tested ethereum:0x467bccd9d29f223bce8043b84e8c8b282827790f digital asset bank by sending $5 to my Tel wallet. I am the proud new owner of 5 EUSD. This is my new DCA strategy, I am getting socked $15-$30 in fees on @krakenfx every purchase I make.
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My feelings are hurt. You broke my heart.
Replying to @PappaGoat
Nobody's feelings are hurt. You're just struggling to read. Have a good one.
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Oh no my feelings
Replying to @PappaGoat
Honestly, it really bothers me because I actually have a lot of respect for Americans. Seeing someone from a developed country struggle this much with basic reading comprehension is just genuinely disappointing.
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I think I made this guy upset.
Replying to @PappaGoat
It’s called a rhetorical question, genius. Imagine quote tweeting just to show everyone you lack reading comprehension AND prove my point about the copium.
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You have comments off, why ask a question if nobody can answer you.
$TEL is almost down to half of $ZBCN, what’s the excuse now? Telfam always gets creative with the copium…
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Same here! Many fudders are those that make a 1 time entry into an investment. What they don’t realize is if they are down -20% they literally have an opportunity to improve their overall average entry price! Averaging down is simply making another buy, lowering your cost per Tel
base:0x09be1692ca16e06f536f0038ff11d1da8524adb1 dipped and I loaded up. Already +1.55% off the lows. LFG $TEL Fam! 🔥 *NFA
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My original entry price into $Tel was $3,000 dollars at $0.006 instead of complaining about current price I see it as an opportunity. I have averaged down my overall price per Tel by at least $0.003
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I buy $Tel weekly, every time we get a good price increase I panic thinking my accumulation days are limited. You see a spike in price and get excited, we are not the same.
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Big news as @Starlink may have competition in Europe where the leading telecoms companies @vodafone @Telefonica @orange @deutschetelekom have signalled their intention to bid for the spectrum, this following @Starlink successfully bidding for a complimentary ground spectrum in the USA last week. What does this mean? It means connecting people is becoming strategically important, and that sovereignty is beginning to become a factor. Telecoms companies currently connect 8 million people and over 20 million machines. Is satellite an evolution or revolution? vodafone.com/news/newsroom/t…
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The Dude retweeted
$TEL | TELCOIN MAINNET GENESIS UPDATE! 🚀 On October 16, Telcoin merged a critical mainnet genesis configuration update (PR #1701). ✅ Epoch duration optimized: 24h → 6h ✅ Theoretical throughput ceiling: ~65 → 262 TPS ✅ Automated genesis validation added ✅ Mainnet configuration regenerated 🔥 Why is this BIG? Telcoin is refining the core infrastructure needed for production launch. ⚠️ Mainnet is NOT live yet. Genesis configuration ≠ genesis block activation. But this is another meaningful technical milestone toward launch!
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$Tel is on sale and I just executed another DCA.
Some big updates to the liquidity engine for Telcoin. Be sure to check it out at telx.network ethereum:0x467bccd9d29f223bce8043b84e8c8b282827790f
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🚨 $TEL: REAL PROGRESS. SERIOUS TEAM EFFORT. 🔧🚀 👏 Credit to the engineers, reviewers and operators turning complex challenges into tangible progress. • ✅ Epoch-boundary recovery fix merged. • ✅ New recovery tests passed. • ✅ Release tooling and validator advanced. • 🔐 Security improvements progressing. 🥚 THE OVERLOOKED POSSIBILITY? Private preparation may be ahead of public evidence. Validators could already be rehearsing selected builds. Audit work and genesis preparations may be happening privately. 📡 Coordinated recovery, release and installation work points to advancing operational readiness. ⚠️ Final mainnet acceptance remains unproven publicly. 📈 MY BULL CASE: this team is building the reliability real financial services demand. 🤝 I hold TEL. 🚀 Respect the work. Watch the delivery. $TEL #Telcoin #Mainnet #Crypto #Defi
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It’s coming, again I swear to god
Some people have no idea what is about to happen. #Telcoin ethereum:0x467bccd9d29f223bce8043b84e8c8b282827790f
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How much ethereum:0x467bccd9d29f223bce8043b84e8c8b282827790f is needed to make $1,000,000 by 2030?
7%Less than 1,000,000
20%1-2 million
30%2-5 million
43%5-10,000,000
30 votes • Final results
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Future ethereum:0x467bccd9d29f223bce8043b84e8c8b282827790f millionaires haven’t looked at price this year. We have been glued to the advancements of the project.
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