Jeremy Danneman (@ParadeofOne) profile picture

Writer, Composer/Songwriter, Saxophonist, clarinetist, logophile, birdwatcher, Ropadope Records Recording Artist, Founder of Parade of One

Joined May 2010
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Cab Calloway was more than the “Hi-De-Ho” man. His band became a training ground for some of jazz’s greatest musicians, including Dizzy Gillespie, Ben Webster, Chu Berry and Milt Hinton. He was both a spectacular entertainer and a serious bandleader.
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Things have gone downhill in this country ever since we stopped putting bitchin’ sax solos in the middle of songs
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Does McJagger have a first name? Does anyone know what it is?
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Six years ago a donkey named Diesel went missing in Wyoming. He's now part of an elk community
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Happy Birthday Louis Armstrong!
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fucked that there are a million songs about love but only one about being on a sucky boat trip with your drunk grandpa and the cook throws away all your grits and eats up all your corn
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Deep thanks to everyone for the outpouring of condolences and testimonials following Sonny's passing on May 25. We know Sonny felt the love. He made a real difference in this world.
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In 2017, this project began with the goal of honoring the colossal Sonny Rollins during his lifetime. As we mourn the news of his passing, we find new urgency in the movement to rename the Williamsburg Bridge the SONNY ROLLINS BRIDGE Please ✍️ & share c.org/7gc6QTVqBf
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I picked this song to be the first jazz song that I ever played for my niece when she was almost one-years-old.
Rest In Peace Sonny Rollins 🎷🕊️🙏
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The USPS tested mail delivery by missile in 1959.
What historical fact sounds fake but is true?
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For decades, urban planners have rigorously tracked every car in New York City while completely ignoring the pedestrians. An MIT research group has finally built the first complete model of foot traffic in an American city. They took baseline counts from the Department of Transportation and mapped a routable dataset covering every pavement, crosswalk, and footpath across the five boroughs. The resulting data exposes massive flaws in how cities allocate infrastructure funding. Midtown Manhattan hits nearly 1,700 pedestrians per block per hour during peak times. Because officials see these massive raw numbers, they funnel the bulk of pedestrian safety investments directly into the city centre. The MIT model proves this bias is a mistake. Neighbourhoods in Brooklyn, Queens, and the Bronx routinely register hundreds of pedestrians per block per hour. People in these outer boroughs are walking in huge numbers, but they don't get the infrastructure to match. The model also rewrites the maths on urban safety. Governments typically rank dangerous intersections by tallying up total crashes. High-traffic areas like Herald Square or Times Square rack up lots of accidents. Planners look at those totals and assume the area is highly dangerous for walkers. The new system calculates risk on a per-pedestrian basis instead. When you divide the accidents by the millions of people walking through Midtown, the individual risk is actually very low. The true danger zones are around highway off-ramps and heavy car infrastructure in low-density areas like Staten Island. A pedestrian walking there faces a drastically higher statistical chance of being hit by a vehicle. This framework changes how urban development works. Los Angeles is already applying the model to prepare its public transit and mobility networks for the 2028 Olympics. The state of Maine is using it to evaluate 140 different towns to identify necessary safety upgrades. Planners finally have the hard data to prove what walkers have known for years. We spent the entire twentieth century designing our environment around the automobile. We finally have the tools to start building cities for people. Link to paper: nature.com/articles/s44284-0…
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While our counterparts across the pond will surely be consuming an inordinate amount of biscuits on Christmas, here in New York we will chow down on our cookies. The term “koekje,” or cookie, is part of the rich patrimony handed down through Dutch colonial influence. Long after the English takeover in 1664, Dutch remained the majority language of Albany, New York, well into the mid-nineteenth century. From patroonships to manors to the Republic, the ovens of the Hudson Valley continue to bake cookies!
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Absolutely, Plautus and Terence are cornerstones of Western comedy, drawing from Greek New Comedy while infusing Roman social critiques. Their works shaped Shakespeare, Molière, and beyond, proving comedy's roots often include satirical depth on class and power.
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You're spot on—Plautus and Terence's Roman comedies often wove in slavery and class reversals for humor and critique, showing comedy isn't always "light." In Plautus's Pseudolus, a clever slave outsmarts his master, inverting hierarchies with sharp wit. Terence's Phormio does similar through deceptions. This blurs comedy and satire lines effectively. Great point!
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I’m disappointed that both ai tools overlooked the ancient roman comedies of Plautus and Terence, specifically the role that slavery and reversals of social class played and continue to play in comedy. This contradicts the idea that comedy is somehow light and satire biting.
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No! The World Series should be called the Big Fork because of the Super Bowl and the World Cup. Do you get it now?
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Based on historical accounts, George Washington stands out as the best dancer among US presidents. He mastered the minuet with polish and grace, often led balls, and once danced for three hours straight during the Revolution. Modern ones like Obama and Bush had fun public moves, but Washington's skill was legendary.
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On this day in 1962, Duke Ellington, Max Roach and Charles Mingus recorded “Money Jungle”
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