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MattISpurs

@ParkLaneBlock40

I saw a ghost, I saw a shadow. Hanging over me.

 Essex Riviera
Joined November 2011
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Replying to @BBCNews
So what he’s hardly been sniffing coke of hookers cocks chill out you soft cunts
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Savanah Hernandez
@SavsaysOct 10
Me every time I get into my Uber
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The Movie Digger
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Ryan@RCFightsSep 26
If Fishers old man didn’t like Chinese he’d be fighting in leisure centres
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Hello darkness, my old friend. @SpursOfficial
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“It’s more important than football” This is the story of Joe Lyons, Legend on the Bench and why the support of #TogetherAgainstSuicide by all 20 @premierleague clubs this season matters 🤍
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HLTCO
@HLTCOSep 10
Today is World Suicide Prevention Day. With that in mind, I wanted to remind you of this video produced by Norwich City; it remains one of the most profound things I've ever seen produced on the subject.
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Savio off, Tel stays on.
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If there was a trophy for being lulled into a false sense of security, we would need a fleet of double decker buses.
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@SpursOfficialAug 22
Tottenham ’Til I Die. A film by Alfie Whiteman Sound by Les Whiteman Narrated by Himesh Patel
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Hello darkness, my old friend. @SpursOfficial
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Did West Ham score the 93rd min penalty? The wifi is playing up.
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I’ve watched this too many times.
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Wait, what? Freedom of speech, no? 😂
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Has anyone managed to finish Alley Cats? I gave up after three episodes. I think the best thing Ricky Gervais can do is reach out to Stephen Merchant.
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Replying to @Sloanstweets
This one hurts the most
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Thread. 👇🏼
Anthony Day (@AnthonyDaytv) profile pictureAnthony Day
@AnthonyDaytvJul 30
New liverpool away shirt has arrived! @LFC @LFCRetail
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Had to mute ‘bomba’. Just use ‘big signing’ or something like that.
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Robert Abel@rj_abelJul 21
Let me get this straight. An unelected PM with no mandate. A Deputy PM convicted of fraud. A Housing Secretary who failed to pay tax. An Education Secretary who called child exploitation a “dog whistle”. And a Defence Secretary with no military experience ! Hold Tight ! 🤨
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Filming yourself at football matches needs to be banned. Spend loads of money on an expensive ticket, travel etc, just to be surrounded by narcissistic shithouses.
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A break from football now welcome and then over to @SpursOfficial for a fresh start.
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