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“Football is the most important of the least important things in life.” Had my account verified so I can write very long posts. You’ve been warned!

Joined August 2019
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This isn't a serious league man 😭.
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I can’t believe Mikel Arteta insulted a 16 years old Max Dowman for mistakenly getting a red card against Fleetwood Unprofessional the kid needed a hug💔
A video of Arteta telling Max Dowman he will never have minutes to play anytime soon just popped up and it’s funny
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Esto pasa al revés y mañana es festivo en Cataluña.
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19 years old and rising to the occasion 🌟 🔴 @LFC
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“Bermuda Triangle” Completed it mate
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You really get the impression that he’s one of those guys where his close friends also have WhatsApp groups without him in them.
🗣️ Mikel Arteta says he has been clipping up footage of other managers leaving the technical area during matches. He says other coaches leaving the technical area 36 TIMES in 10 minutes without getting a yellow: "I'm going to put sensors there [ on the touchline ]. There are managers that have the record in the league, 36 times in 10 minutes, leave the touchline, no yellows. "So I'm clipping ALL of that. So I have a MASSIVE storage of images now. "So if somebody comes to say, I'm not in the record yet. Somebody else has the record. So let's see."
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Minimal impact. Player has zero need to go down. Doesn’t reach a threshold for VAR intervention.
No penalty is called? wtf is wrong with VAR, no review, nothing done, yeah the hate on Liverpool is too obvious now.
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The first player aged 21 or younger to win Liverpool's Player of the Month since Conor Bradley in Jan 2024 (20). Only the fourth time in 14 years that the first #LFC POTM has gone to a new signing, after 2016-17, (Sadio Mané), 2017-18 (Mo Salah), & 2023-24 (Dominik Szoboszlai).
Jeremy Jacquet is your @StanChart Men's Player of the Month 👏🏆
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This is Antoine Semenyo hitting the second fastest speed of the season against Liverpool - 35.74 km/h. What’s really interesting about the clip is that Virgil Van Dijk - the chasing defender - hits 34.94 km/h on the same recovery sprint. And wins the challenge. He’s 35 years old.
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It's just so funny that he'd still be Liverpool's best chance in a game like this
I think I miss Mo Salah
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In the last month, City have had an offside goal given against United, an Elliot Anderson handball not given against Sunderland, Gravenberch sent off for two soft yellows against Liverpool, and they’ve been found guilty of industrial scale cheating. The Premier League is a farce.
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He would never have let this happen, and he should still be wearing the shirt week in week out Thanks Richard Hughes and Arne Slot
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Funny how Liverpool player got booked for demanding a yellow. Haaland came over to get Gravenberch sent off and the ref obliges
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Uncboy vs Father Time Holding Attacker. 🌟
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10 - Mohamed Salah, Opta'nın bu alanda detaylı veriye sahip olduğu 2014/15'ten bu yana çıktığı ilk yedi Süper Lig maçında 10 gol katkısına ulaşan ilk oyuncu oldu (7 gol & 3 asist). Sihirbaz.
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Khaldoon Al Mubarak’s rare mis-step in fighting the PL “It’s embarrassing the royal family now…There are very clever people involved in Abu Dhabi who I’m led to believe will very strongly counsel this needs to be a quiet retreat” Chris Davidson theguardian.com/football/202…
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Rio Ngumoha on Mohamed Salah: “The player I probably learnt the most from is Mohamed Salah when he was at Liverpool. He taught me a lot, especially towards the back end when he knew he was leaving. “He’d always say to me, ‘Rio, you know you’re a good player, but to reach the top you have to add goals and assists. It will come naturally.’ “He was always going through little things like that with me.”
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"Anybody wanna help? No? Fine, I'll do it myself."
🚨🇮🇪 Troy Parrott (24) for Ireland. 😳 That is INCREDIBLE. 👏
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We had this guy. My fucking legend
Would you rather have a 30-goal striker or a 20-goal + 20-assist winger?
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