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“Hey let’s start a podcast!” me and bro:

I had a mini-stroke at work and it was lowkey a wild experience

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Not a single thought behind those eyes

I've been on league twt for 2 years and it's basically just this endless cycle e-girl: i'm racist e-boys: i'm a pedophile bonevoid:

Tried to boot up valorant instead and it corrupted my graphics drivers and made my unable to boot into windows

note to self, do not make fun of drew levin while your league name is public knowledge

guys why did she leave me on read...

the best buffet i've ever had was at a men's only orgy

everyone always leave....

the moment you turn 25 they take you to a dark alley and give you a lobotomy

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for my next trick, ill turn the celling red and chunky

im gonna blow my shit clean off

hi

just watched my entire family get burned alive

He is approaching.

one of the worst feelings is heavily stalking someone only to find out they're actually a person and not a secret catfish returning to twt for the 5th time on an alt