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I ARE IDIOT!

Joined March 2011
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THE ONE PERCENT (JOKE) Here’s a bit about the one percent and what I think we should do to them. #standup #theonepercent #jokes #funny #UFC #MMA #moreofus #billionaires
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THIS SATURDAY AUG 5th @ 8PM & 10PM ET – I’ll be on 2 Uncensored @real_mintcomedy shows that will be live-streaming from @ComedyCellarUSA to a @RegalMovies theatre near you (48 IN TOTAL)! GET TIX - regmovi.es/3OaNNrI
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Replying to @elonmusk
@elonmusk everyone with a blue check should have the number of followers they have posted besides it!
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Thanks you Seattle and my brother @brettgoldstein for an amazingly fun and fantastic night. Brett smashed it as per usual!!! 🥳😍🥳😍🥳😍🥳
Seattle! They were right about you! What an amazing crowd! Thank you for coming out and thank you to my brother @PatBurtscher for taking the roof off! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
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Replying to @UPS
@UPS could you please get your drivers to turn off the beeping noise when they park their trucks for hours. They don’t all do it and none of them should do it. PLEASE STOP HURTING US!!!
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They should legalize drugs so that bathroom lines would be faster!
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You should watch this!
Everyday scientists discover new discoveries about the universe! Watch this to discover some of those discoveries!
Seriously, where the f can I get one of these??!?
Does anyone know where to get this?! IT'S SOLD OUT EVERYWHERE!!!
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THIS MUST BE WATCHED!
THREE KEY EXERCISES THAT'LL GET YOU IN SHAPE BY THE END OF YOUR LIFE!
Do this please!
Call your attorney, fire them, and then hire this one!
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PLEASE WATCH THIS…
An important message for anyone with a heart that beats
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This is nuts!!!
That feeling when you're on a date with a dentist but she just keeps farting!
IT’S TRUE! IT WILL!!!
THIS COOL DATE TRICK WILL REVOLUTIONIZE YOUR LOVE LIFE
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The world famous Masked Reviewer reviews The @hiburrow Lie & Sit Down Station. Enjoy! Join the Patreon to get unbleeped versions and more (tinyurl.com/28vyca8u) • #animation #review #comedy #comedyvideos #funny #lol #haha #livingroomdecor #home #homedecor
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🚨NEW MONTHLY SHOW ALERT🚨 7PM @nycomedyclub MIDTOWN 7/6 $5 🎟 with promo code LORNE shorturl.at/kQX16 THIS MONTH FEATURING: @Daniel_Simonsen @IncomparableMsC @carolzoccoli @matty_litwack @thingsamytweets PRODUCED WITH: @ComedyRecords
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Come to this!!!
Recording my new stand up album TONIGHT & TOMORROW at Lifeworld! ✨Come be part of the magic ✨ Tickets: cometolifeworld.cargo.site/
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Happy Halloween!!! I WIN!!! 🎃🦇🧙‍♀️👻✌️ #Halloween
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Replying to @facebookapp
@Facebook uses/sells your metadata for 💰. So, changing its name to @Meta is like a full blown pervert changing their name to FB Perv. 🤯🤯🤯 #facebook #meta #fullblownpervert #FBperv